Tuesday 25 December 2007

Japan - Day 1

22 days passed jus like tat n this procrastinator hasn't updated any shit yet.. ask me wat tis procrastinator has done.. NTH, time really flies.. An eye-blink u will be in Hall of Fame receiving ur farking STPM results later.. gud luck to all da form sixers who r waiting for their results..
NIPPON ALL HAIL NIPPON.. if i were to migrate, it has to be Japan or US for some reasons.. =D it all started when my mom forced me 2 follow my aunt 2 japan. . NO, i din ask for it



All ready..


My chauffeur aka cousin was summoned to pick me up from my house to her house.. There, my aunt n uncle were still busy packing their stuff.. oh wait, jus the very last 20 mins, they only started packing their stuff.. as in took out their luggage n started stuffing their clothes into it.. n suprisingly they did not leave nething behind.. A limo was booked n off we went sharp at 8 pm.. n reached KLIA around 9.. it was fucking dizzy when i reached, well, 1 hour in da limo n i was sitting in the opposite direction..


at Mc D.. on the hp wif Koi Yi..



air ticket to Narita, Japan which fucking costed RM 1000 over if i ain't mistaken

We waited, talked, sat, stood, ate, lauged n etc. for 1 hour plus be4 boardin the plane.. Oh yah, i was the only 1 on the hp n u know, i am those anti-social person n being a lil shy, i haf the reputation of being aloof.. or maybe it's becoz of my victorian ego shit.. =X While waiting, my cousin cracked a joke.. it was one of her conversations wif my sis when they went 2 China last year..
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Cousin : Mine is 39 B *holding her air ticket* What's urs?
Sis : Mine is 39 D.. Bigger than urs

Finally, in the plane waiting 2 depart n to my mother fucking suprise, check tis out.. =X
They haf screens for every1.. *fucking 'sakai'*.. i dun remember having any screen back in those days i travelled to US.. or maybe it did haf, jus tat i had forgotten


Well, there even haf flight distance n everything.. tail wind speed lar, temperature lar, ground speed lar.. etc.



Movies, TV-Series, Music, Games.. etc.. u must be fucking joking..


Holy shit.. Transformers, Bourne Ultimatum, The Invasion, The Last Legion, Stardust.. Not only that, Bourne Identity n Supremacy, Ratatouille.. Oh, that's only for movie, we haf House, Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds, Ugly Betty, n bla bla bla...


As for music, we haf these.. only page 1 of 5.. tat's only for the hitz...

-Sean Kingston-
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Bread wif ham.. oh wait, bread wif chicken + control..

Anymore dissatisfaction or complaints to be made on MAS? Not to mention their cabin crews.. to be exact their air stewardesses.. There were Japanese air-stewardesses.. OMFG *breathtaking*.. Well, it wasn't da reason y i din sleep throughout da whole flight.. was watching movies n playing hangman.. 7 hours of flight = 7 hours of movies n games which make my day more perfect than ever.. was feeling a bit dizzy when i reached Japan for sacrifising my sleep for the sake of da few movies..

touched down at Narita Airport, Japan around 8..

Arival Hall or gate.. wateva u call tat.. abit da kiddish 2 me..

Here we were intro to our tour guide who is a Hong Kee but settled down in Japan for 20 years if i am not mistaken.. A mother of two.. a dedicated 1.. Then we were taken to our bus where 40 of us to be fitted in it..well, cheap tour.. can't expect anything.. =X


Pic taken from the bus

Wat on earth is da guy doin there? Well, after a few 'zoom ins', it is found tat....


the guy was actually paying respect.. tombstones next to the river or sea..


Our 1st place of visit, a temple.. never get to find out the name of the temple.. coz da tour guide were mumbling in cantonese wif Hong Kee accent.. Yes, i do speak cantonese in fact tat's my mother tongue.. but i jus suck in it..

An unknown statue in an unknown temple.. pathetic, n blame me for 2 timid 2 ask da tour guide


Their praying method isn't very much different from ours.. a coin to be tossed into the rectangular thingy.. ahh, wateva u call tat.. then 2 claps will be heard - the 1st would represent ur name n da 2nd would be ur wish


No idea what or who the Japs worship



Me and a 'tanglung'


Despite of the lil drizzlin, the Japs still come to worship their gods.. It was freaking cold, n i was shivering but well of coz i din admit that i was when asked..

Cousin : U not cold meh?
Me : No ark.. *macho face**shivering* u cold meh?
Cousin: YAHH.. freakin cold
Me : so cha..

I jus like their vending machines.. I can't imagine if there's 1 in Malaysia.. jus 1.. i think it would be flooded wif under age mat rempits






So many choices



Suprisingly certain drinks r meant to be hot.. well, for winter weather i guess.. Aunt bought 1 for me, was reluctant 2 drink.. 1st drink bought in Japan wor.. i think it's still in my fridge now.. LOL

Then, we were brought to a place near 'Onsen' according 2 Eli, to haf our lunch.. Well, we wasted hours in da bus travellin, altho some places were worth to be eye-openers, our butt jus couldn't stand the heat n ache.. =X



Food was served, n it was so fucking cold outside jus made me more hungry.. n to my fucking dissapointment, no sushi was served... it was mee n some weirdo side dishes

The fried tempura n da fried yam were superb.. others were like culture shock 2 me




After our lunch, we were led to this hotspring thingy called Onsen by our tour guide


From there, u can haf a bird's eye view over unknown place.. LOL.. damn my canto is jus 2 week

It was freaking cold.. i think da coldest of all da places i went in Japan.. so cold tat it started fucking snowing.. my ears were fucking frozen n it's really painful.. *tu ler, act macho lagi* seriously, i will not be such a dumb ass ever again.. =X
It was there where they sold eggs boiled in da fucking hotspring.. da water was boiling n it was fucking snowing.. n guess wat would become of us? *fucking icy boiling human flesh served wif eggs* back to the topic, it is believed that a person will haf an extra longevity of 7 years if an egg is eaten.. da max 1 can eat is 2.. well, i ate 1 - i guess enuf for all da CO inhaled back in KL n last but not least all da ciggy i smoked.. No pic were taken as it was 2 cold for me 2 even snap a shot of de eggs..

Being labelled as the Land of the rising sun, it starts to turn 2 dark when it comes to 4 pm.. a lil earlier than other countries i guess.. =X

We were then driven back to our hotel which is called unknown hotel thanks to its japanese words..
yeah, we slept on da floor.. no bed, but i think it's more comfortable than any 5 star hotel in Malaysia.. oppsie


altho it was a bit small, but it's cozy enuf whatismore we r staying there for only 1 nite...


Oh, sleeping with my aunt n uncle.. feel sowie for them..all their movements were being monitored n watched.. =X being caring, kind n not self-centerd, i decided not 2 sleep in between them n slept on da left one.. my cousin slept wif a friend of hers

After that, we had our dinner at da hotel..
Shabu shabu.. freaking nice especially the meat, u get 2 cook it urself.. a wonderful dinner followed up by a sore throat..a price 2 pay

Pic taken by the tour guide.. A dedicated tour guide but lousy photographer.. All were so eager 2 go our da hot spring thingy but oni for their legs.. There's another 1 where u hafta strip naked in order 2 soak in the hot spring wif others..=X


to be continued-

Thursday 20 December 2007

Japs!!!

JAPAN HERE I COME!!! in less than 10 hours.. the country i alwaiz long 2 visit.. a lil excited but definitely will be missing my baby.. =X
Ueto Aya.. Oh no, wrong person.. =X

baby koi yi.. =)

Sunday 16 December 2007

Key to 'success'!!

Every successful man, lies a woman.. definitely sure bout tat, every1 acknowledges tat.. but how bout a loser or a cretin? Well, every 2 cretins, lies 5 bottles of beer.. LOL

Well, couldn't finish the other 1.. i myself walloped 3..



Despite of the 3 lil tiny bottles, i could still pose consciously


1 bottle n he's down.. =D


Here's the truth.. n Cheok was the 1 takin tis

I was a bit dizzy during tat time n wasn't confident 2 drive home, so i took a short nap.. Oh yah, it was during middle of my STPM trials.. BRAVO!!

Saturday 15 December 2007

Gathering

Any1, victorians?


No doubt it would be freakin fun if da whole batch turns up, but what is a gathering without John Chai? lol.. Sad to say, i hafta pass this 1 as i will be flying 2 Japan on 21st.. FARK!!! Well, i alwaiz long for these kind gatherings n trips..
Speaking bout trips, there's a story to be told
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Somwhere in the mid of Oct, ,
Me : Hey, is there any class trip ar?
Chris : Oh, u din hear bout it? We r goin to Frasier's Hill
Me : U serious? Ohh when is it?
Chris : 8, 9, 10th Dec
Me : Oh, ok thanks
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So, tis idiot went n spread da news bout da class trip.. And during a 'yum cha' session wif Nick Kee,
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Me : Eh, u goin for our class trip ar?
Nicks : HUH? Where? When?
Me : Chris din tell u? 8, 9, 10th Dec.. goin to Frasier's Hill
Nicks : Nope.. Fucker lar they all, din tell me.. ketara wanna jack me
Me : LOL.. *padan muka, better thank me for telling u tis*
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Well, it din really end there.. tis idiot went on n on spreading the news - Jiun Kei, Theen Chuan, Lit Fwu, Pik Yen, and Koi Yi - even asked her 2 tell her SBU gang..
On the 9th Dec, while i was 'yum cha-ing' wif pik yen n lit fwu,
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Lit Fwu : Eh, when's ur class trip d?
Me : Fuck lar.. dun mention
Lit Fwu : Why? Postponed d?
Me : There's no class trip.. If there is, I would be in Frasier's Hill rite now.. I was conned by the fucker, Chris...
Lit Fwu : lol
Pik Yen : LOL
Me : ..... Guess when da fucker actually told me da truth? 4th of Dec.. the fucker conned me for 1 month plus n tat day, my mom even asked me when my class trip was.. I told her no more class trip, i was played..
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I ain't gonna forget bout tis, Chris.. u hear me? LOL.. Anyway, where's our mother fucking class trip huh? So much of Langkawi Island, Club Med, Taman Negara, Lake Kenyir and etc..Not to blame danny as every1 was fucking busy wif the their preps for STPM..

Back to the topic, gatherin? Any1, victorians? it's not jus an ordinary dinner n gathering like tis r not ubiquitous.. I would say it's a must attend gathering.. Ask urself, how many gatherings like tis r there in ur life? I can prolly count them wif my fingers..
All in all, jus attend the mother fucking gathering ler n tell me bout it when i am back from Japan.. LOL

Wednesday 5 December 2007

LOSER

HOLIDAYS!!! It seems like there's no more excuses for me not to blog.. but come to think of it, it somehow gives me hundred or maybe million of reasons to contradict..

Tis whole holiday thingy is a lil boring compared to the 1 i had 2 years back.. Reason? well, who would actually haf the mood 2 enjoy after flunking his exam? Having done so badly in STPM, no doubt tat i am afraid that i would once again fail my parents.. Don't u ever think that my parents r rich, they r jus working their asses for the sake of their good-for-nth son.. If it wasn't becoz of me, my father would haf retired years ago n led the life he desired..

Oh yes, i will be fucking heading back to da place where i was from n yes again, i will be fuckin repeating my foundation.. Don't u haf any shame huh? Friends will be fucking doin their 2nd year and i will be pathetically repeating my foundation.. "Oh lil boy, u still doin ur foundation huh? HAHA."


Nottingham University

I was no better than an idiot for once blaming others for flunking my exam.. "OH, i jus broke up n i couldn't study at all." Well, maybe i din directly put all da blames on her but indirectly YES.. Wake up will i? time 2 do so...

Thursday 22 November 2007

FUCKED!!!

Mood - Crying
Song - None

Yes, crying..
i seriously failed not only myself.. Ewa n my parents also.. I am really really sorry.. definitely an expensive lesson.. =X

Friday 9 November 2007

Idiot!!

Mood : Energetic
Song : Lagu untukmu by Meet Uncle Hussain

The pot calling the kettle black huh ying ling? jus becoz u updated ur blog recently.. lol but once again i hate it when i hafta acquiesce that my blog is HALF dead.. not dead yet.. =D

As i was sending some pics to my buddy, Ewa i came across these pics n i find them really stupid.. Remember those times when we were given the moral projects where we were odd to take pics? I still can't believe that victorians r such gud actors, not to mention i was once a bollywood actor starred in the movie 'Best Friends'.. oh, i can tell u, no doubt that it was the most successful production so far in the history of mankind..
Ne way, back to the story.. There is tis idiot.. ARGHHH... let the pics continue my story.. LOL

looks fine altho there is nth 2 be swept

Cool

Nice

Wtf is tis? A contribution to air polution?

Well, it was all last minute work n i hope he didn't submit tat pic, altho i did send him the pics if i am not mistaken...

Wednesday 10 October 2007

Happy Birthday!!!

Mood : Sick n Emo
Song : Happy Birthyday by Jay Chou + Landy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I alwaiz wonder if it's that arduous 4 some1 2 utter those words.. Not after all da shitz i did i guess.. Neway, thanks 2 those who wished me..
Prezie
- an outing including a movie (premiere class) wif my buddy, Ewa
- a wallet from my cousin, Yan
- a mug from Mo
- 1 100-note from my dad

Arigatoh Gozaimasu..
Tears started rolling down my cheek.. It wasn't any surprise at all coz as expected, without fail, a 100 ringgit malaysia note IS GIVEN to me annually by my dad.. It wasn't the amount which stirred my heart - I would prolly be feeling da same even if it's a 1 dollar note.. It was the way how it handed 2 me.. 100 bucks wif a note saying:-

John,
Happy Birthday!
Papi.


It is enuf 2 make me burst into tears.. tis shows how i spend my time wif my dad.. Off to work at 9 am when i was still sleeping.. came home at 9pm when i was out.. Sleepin soundly when i was back wif smell of smoke n alcohol.. Worse still, it was rite in front of my com where i found the money n the note.. Knowing tat i would go on9 even in the wee hours, not 2 mention that STPM is a month away..
I don't blame my dad.. NEVER in my life..
I still remember the incident where i got busted stealing in a departmental store.. It was still clearly lingering in my mind up until now.. Instead of reprimandin me, my dad cried n cried, regrettin the failure in the duty as a dad. My dad once said - We aren't rich, but he never once wanted me and my sibling to feel deprived in any way, which is why he worked his fingers to the bone every day to provide enough food on the tbl, nice clothes on our back, good educatioin for us...

I seriously fail as a son.. SERIOUSLY

Tat's my dad.. falling asleep.. He must be real tired

Monday 8 October 2007

Emo

It's been awhile since i last updated my blog.. Ages.. I haf no idea how i ended up 2 be like tis.. I jus lost all my passions in studies rite after SPM.. it was jus like the end of the world after SPM.. N the thing i regretted the most was quitin my Uni n coming back for Form 6... N rite now i miss my heydays when i was in Nottingham..

Engineerin block on the right if i am not mistaken..




Administration block..




Jogggin path



Dusk


Nite view of Nottingham University


My fav

I jus fucking miss the place a lot altho it was jus 1 sem.. I wonder if i am heading back 2 Nottingham after my STPM but i doubt it wif my results.. =X I jus sound pathetic n emo, needin others' attention.. Koi yi has been listening 2 my bitching a lot lately.. N how did i express my gratitude 2 her? I told her not 2 patronize me.. Fucking asshole wasn't i?

As promised, tis is the article written by my sis.. I shed tears reading it - couldn't stand things like tat.. Pls read..
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http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Sunday/Focus/20070929191152/Article/index_html

Friday 21 September 2007

FUCKED!!!

Phrase of the month -
"Sorry isn't everything.. Guess i haf crossed the borderline"

56 more days to STPM if i ain't mistaken.. lost count anyway... Trials is jus around da corner.. Burning the midnite oil? i did.. i stayed all nite from 11pm until the wee hours.. working real hard but not on studies.. FACEBOOK.. i wonder wat has become of me..

Anyway, i am starting 2 panic for real.. And yet i am doin nth... ARGHHH.. was supposed to update something bout my sister's story which really touched my heart.. Wait till i get authorization and some pics from my sis.. till then, take care... ZZzzzZZZzz

Saturday 15 September 2007

FACEBOOK

I am freaking addicted to facebook.. my god.. Ever since i started patronizing facebook, i never even touched any revision books n rarely update my own blog or visit other ppl's blog.. it's goin 2 be a real damn long time for me 2 update my 2nd post, hopefully tis isn't da last.. - jus started playing facebook on thursday.. not really a long period of time but it's sufficient 2 make me go mad.. imagine playing from 12pm on Friday till 8 pm.. Then went out 4 mamak till 1am.. back home n started playin till 7am.. GOSH. .GET A LIFE!!!!

A piece of advice for every1, don't start - no turnin back once u haf started.. =)
To those who r freaking free, join me - pls notify me if u r joinin
http://www.facebook.com/

Monday 10 September 2007

Disappointment

I admit that i am an asshole at times.. It's beyond doubt.. And i am terribly sorry for my doings, u jus hafta bear with it for the moment as many things are bothering me, haunting my past.. N no question, prodigious discontentment i haf towards her.. She's one of the person i respected most in my life despite being close to me.. fucking disappointed

Neway, i alwaiz long for a class trip and i am definitely looking forward to joining one after STPM.. Jus recently, went to Genting with my family, my aunts n uncles from paternal n maternal sides.. It was a 3 day n 2 nite stay in Genting View.. My sis n i couldn't make it on da 1st day coz of the Merdeka eve celebration.. So, Cheok tagged along as he drove my sis and i up on the 2nd day..

It was a lil boring since it was jus two of us..The only thing new was both of us entered the Casino together.. It totally amused me though it was my 2nd time.. the 1st time was 2 years ago..

2 idiots siting in the back of storm - without sweater from Genting Highlands to Riverview.. a 20-minute journey


As usual, a lil late to upload tis.. errr.. few months late.. not really late rite? But if it isn't late, it isn't John Chai

My fellow comrades - a war 2 fight in 2 months time

Candid shot


1 unwanted person.. btw, all cool dudes


Yerr.. What's wif my face expression? Not so cool anymore huh?