- f c u k S t r a t 3 d -: 2008

Mood : Lazy
Song : None

Who says i din update my blog? Well, I guess you all din notice something huh? I had linked wai king.. WAT? no big deal? yes it is.. he's a lousy friend of mine..

Neway, lit fwu had gone to UK last Sunday for his final year in law.. pretty fast huh? n i'm still in my fucking foundation.. N speaking bout tat, some1 has been crying like shit since then.. HAHA.. Well, it's not wat i intend to say.. it was an incident happened when i was sending cheok home from lit fwu's house..

Police 1 : Dari maner? *whispering*
Me : Sorie
Police 1 : Dari maner?
Me : Errrrr... Ermmm.. Arrrr
Cheok : Rumah kawan
Without hesitation, he signalled us, asking us to pullover at da side of the road.. n guess what? *VROOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*
Nah, just jk

There were another 2 police waiting to inspect us at da side there.. As v alighted from the car, the police requested for our My Kad n my driving licence.. Well, i don't know how things were goin on cheok's side.. Mine was like tis

Police 2 : Keluar semua barang u dalam poket dan letak kat bonet
Well, I haf no fucking choice but 2 acknowledge him.. more to patronizing him..

Police 2 : I check sikit yer
Me : HUH?
*from my chest to my thighs n then to my feet*
To his disappointment, he found nth but my pubic hair longer than his.. Well, i can't justify that my dick is longer his but the fact it is.. coz no human rights had been violated.. =D He then took my wallet n checked n while inspecting,

Police 2 : U ade minum?
Me : *GULP* takde.. *The truth is i did, a lil of chivas in lf's place*
Police 2 : U ade goyang?
Me : GOYANG? HAHA.. takde lar *WTF, i don't 'feng tou'*
Police 2 : *looking at my gf's pic*, U punya isteri yeh?
Me : HAH!! takde lar.. i masih muda lagi.. baru 20
Police 2 : Dah romen?
Me : *WTF??* Maner boleh bang? tak leh camni
Seriously WTF??
He then went on wif my car.. Every single inch was carefully examined n while they busied themselves wif my car, cheok n i were squating on the pavement facing the road, making us more like criminals.. =D

Police 2 : OI, bangun lar.. ape cangkung?
After inspecting thoroughly, the police gave back our My Kad n driving licence..R all the police nowadays so weird? LOL.. i guess the right thing 2 do is jus VROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM n get the fuck of there the next time any police stop me..

My moral of the story : Never say u r from ur friend's house..
Cheok's moral of the story : Never sit in chai's car.. FACE PROB..
SWT!!

Hisashiburi - never once i tot it would bring me so much trouble 2 update.. yea, i know.. it's way 2 late to update tis.. it's half way through.. It has to be done somehow

Ohayo gozaimasu.. It started wif breakfast - a buffet where i lost hold of myself.. Greed started to overpover me.. At least, i walloped everything without leavin a single rice.. even 'absconded' wif at least 10 or more packets of sea weeds.. LOL

Fugly isn't it? da way i eat..

Then we hied to the main entrance, waiting to board the bus.. N there was tis fuckin irritating n self-centered fuckin fam which were all da time late.. round da fucking clock

It says WELCOME!!! in chinese.. LOL.. coz i know most of u r chinese illiterate.. =D it was rite outside the hotel.. pic taken while waiting for others..

Then, v started our journey later as scheduled thanks to da fuckin fam.. =X after much drivin n butt ache, finally.... Oh yah, da 1st day itself v learned some funny words.. Instead teaching us arigatoh, the tour guide taught us another word of gratitude which is HAI TOR MOU- i couldn't stop laughin throughout da whole journey.. It's jus so fucking wrong thankin other ppl by saying their pussies has so much hair

I left no stone unturned to take every single shot.. U know, being a 'sakai' for seeing snow for the 1st time.. was moving to n fro in da bus 2 capture the pics

Who dares 2 play? It had already sent chills up to my spine without even trying it out..

Same goes to tis 1.. ask me to try solero shot or something like tis, i would rather wash VI toilet for 1 week.. HAHA

Some random pics from da bus,

A house out of nowhere.. i think it would take at least an hour drive 2 da nearest town... =X

Finally, after more than an hour,

Foot of Mt. Fuji.. couldn't get to top of Mt. Fuji as it was all covered wif snow..

That's my 1st time touching snow.. It was freakin cold but soft..

I haf no idea where i was.. even if i did, i probably had forgotten.. all thanks to my procrastination..

some random building which v entered to haf a slide show of Mt. Fuji

Cousin : How come u only haf 1 pose? Hands behind n a serious face..
Me : ..... Fine lar fine lar

I guess i need more practice.. At least i aint a poser n i don't cam-whore

V were busy takin pics even v were told v would be given opportunity 2 take later on.. Every1 was so excited n even both the childish uncles were playing snowballs..

Tat's my uncle, cousin n aunt..

Led by our tour guide, v had slide show on Mt Fuji, din bother 2 watch coz it was in Mandarin

Mt. Fuji.. will definitely conquer it someday

My cousin n I..

There, i bought some souvenirs n snacks.. it was freaking costly.. =X well, not much things 2 see n do there.. lousy tourist spot.. - Kent Nah, if u see tis then do something bout it.. =D
Feeling rather reluctant, every1 boareded the bus n headed 2 our next destination which wasn't far from there.. some rural area..

y can't my house be something like tis? y aren't there snow in Malaysia? y?

Another 1.. tis looks small but i bet it's cozy.. Any house will do as long as there's snow.. =D

I felt like lying on da snow n do da angel thingy.. I saw a kid 'tar pau-ing' some snow in a bottle.. Maybe i shud have done da same for souvenirs for each of every1 of u..gud fucking idea. =X Tat's Mt Fuji.. such a waste v couldn't hike it.. If v could, i bet v could catch a bird's eye view on the city..

Looks a bit heaven like me.. wif cloud circles its peak.. wat a scenery

Crystal clear.. If u find tis in KL, i wash ur toilet for 1 month..

As i walked, i found quite a number of tis - no idea what it's for..what u think? is it
a) i think after a toilsome day of work, u can drink.. or
b) maybe after having ur business done n the water tab in the restroom is out of order, a perfect place for u 2 wash ur shitty hands?=X

well, the main purpose for u is 2 wash ur hands.. guess it will bless u wif no idea wat.. =D

Well, as usuall.. i look 2 serious and my tour guide suggested that i smile more.. i look nth but a doornail.. dead

On the contrary,

Tis is more than wat they asked for.. my 'gedik' face.. LMAO who says i can't pose n smile? No more allegations made

No idea wat it's but what matters most is it smells nice what is more i was freakin cold tat time.. My aunt bought me one 2 try

i think it's read bean.. i haf forgotten d.. LOL.. to be frank, i forgot how it tasted 2.. but i know it was nice

After a long window shopping, finally it was time to head back 2 da bus.. And it was when i spotted my tour guide's hp..

Cool isn't it? Malaysia boleh bungkus..

Then we headed somewhere to have our lunch. And that is the fucking last place i saw snow in Japan.. =(

How i wish everyday i can enjoy my meal over looking the river n mountains.. =X

It was roughly where we ate..

STEAMBOAT!! one of my favs...

Guess what we were eating!!

OMFG.. Dream on.. U hafta pay extra for it.. So happen that the table next to us ordered earlier on.. So 'paiseh' hafta ask permission to take pic of it.. That uncle's nose must

Tis is wat we ate.. 4 portions

Next, we headed to Japan version of 'Petaling Street' or worse still 'Chow Kit' i would say

I think it says there 1500 yen for children and 2000 yen for adults.. haha.. jus jk.. Our tour guide said it was lousy compared to the ones in Bangkok.. So, my next trip is Bang Cock wif kennysia.. LOL

No idea what 'activities' were carried out inside.. LOL.. u know, Japanese are alwaiz creative

Excite room.. FUIYOHYOH!! define ur 'excite', pls

What are u thinking guys?

After some sex education, we were exposed to their superb advanced technology.. Impressive but unfortunately no pics were allowed to be taken in the building..

PANASONIC.. their handphones are fucking superb.. I can tell none of da hps sold in Malaysia can match the ones in Japan.. We were told by our tour guide tat Japanese are selfish where all da finest n best things are backlogged for themselves..

Then it was some random malls v went and it was some random cars we found,

Lexus don't know wat.. HAHA, not into cars..