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Crap 2

2011-02-17T00:26:00.000-08:00

Who says i am back at blogging? =D i can't imagine u guys spent hrs sitting n writing crap..

Neway, me busy time no blog-blog.. my teacher saying tis sem no no da easy.. all very da hard hard.. must pay 101% focusing in class.. if not god also no no da help.. -failed-

Crap

2011-01-25T06:01:00.000-08:00

hisashiburi..
Time flies huh? u'll never know da next time v r all grown up having our own fam.. Funny thing is v spend all da time ~~looking~~, ~~worrying~~, clingin to da past, n regretting every single action of ours but forget to enjoy the precious time. more seriously, nth is done 2 amend those actions.

Ah.. I ~~talk~~ crap 2 much..

Bunkface - Situasi

2009-09-08T20:15:00.000-07:00

Nice song there!!

SICK BASTARD!!!!

2009-06-21T20:22:00.000-07:00

How could I miss something like this?

btw, r u wearing any?

Ish.. budak zaman skrg ni.. x senonoh tul lar

"WORK"

2009-06-05T00:54:00.000-07:00

Guess what i haf been doing all the while during my short stint wif PME Consulting Engineers Sdn Bhd.. U know how lazy i am when it comes to updating my blog.. but well, it leaves me no choice but to blog.. I am fucking bored here.. but yet it is an eye opener for me.. to actually work in an engineering firm.. even wif data entry i did gain some knowledge unlike the part time job last summer break in CIMB.. da work load was hell but knowledge gained = -100%... it seems to be demotivating to go to CIMB for a short stint..

will update more on my work i GUESS.. till then take care every1... -BORED-

A TRUE MALAYSIAN!!!

2009-03-05T08:23:00.000-08:00

Dear Malaysian Politicians,
Please stop the power chase, call for a truce and focus on the economy.
I do not claim to speak on behalf of all Malaysians, but I have strong convictions that many share my sentiments.

Our concern today is not who rules the country or heads the state governments but the looming bad economy.

Whether Barisan Nasional or Pakatan Rakyat leads, it is meaningless if Malaysians have no job to go to, no money to pay rent and no means to put food on the table.

I am a business owner, like other business owners and managers of corporations I have a responsibility to ensure people under my care and payroll continue to have jobs and a decent income to take home. We work hard and willing to go the extra mile to make sure our nation not only survive this crisis but come out stronger and wiser. We need your help.

Let me explain. I am in the business of Training, Development and Consultancy and have 20 people in my team.

Saedah is 42. She keeps the office clean and helps organise the training rooms. She has four children and her husband is unemployed. She was first hired on a part time basis, because she is very hard working and has a great attitude, we offered her a full time job to help provide a stable income for her family. Even then, when her third child started school this year, it was a struggle for her to buy new school uniforms and other necessities. Saedah lives on a ‘kais bulan, makan bulan’ basis, so, if she is jobless, her tap runs dry.

Samsuri is 27 years old. He lives with his sister and her family in a low cost government flat in Sunway. He does our despatch, helps with various clerical works and occasionally acts as a driver. During the first week at zubedy, we learned that he not only did not have money to buy new clothes and shoes for work, he had no money for lunch. Like Saedah, if he has no job, his tap runs dry too.

Alicia in Client Servicing turns 26 this year. She lives with her dad who is 71 years old and retired. Her mom passed away when she was little. Alicia is a hard-working team member, has a gentle caring outlook and fun to be with. (We like to poke fun at her as she blushes easily). Last May her dad went through a major operation, thank God he has recovered well. Alicia needs a job, both for herself and her dad.

Sudesh, 38, is one of our facilitators. When his father passed away last year, he moved back and lives with his mother in Seremban. He shuttles between Kuala Lumpur and Seremban daily, leaving home sometimes as early as 4 in the morning and returning late at night. He is no stranger to hard work and sacrifice, he knows what he needs to do to survive and to care for his mother, but he too needs a job.

Like fellow Malaysians, every one of us in zubedy needs employment, those that live from hand to mouth like Saedah and Samsuri and others like Alicia and Sudesh with family to care for. We Malaysians need the Malaysian economy to be strong. We need you, our leaders, to work hard and to work together to make our economy viable.

So this is my plea.

Pakatan Rakyat, please stop your attempts to take over the federal government and persuade BN’s lawmakers to join you. Stop all legal proceedings, no more 916 and let go, just let go. The nation can wait till the next general elections if they want change. By doing so, Malaysians will see your party as caring, unselfish and gracious and give you their support in the next elections.

Barisan Nasional, please stop any attempts to take over PR states and win over PR’s lawmakers. You have proven your point with Perak. The nation can wait for the next general elections if they want your party. Focus all your talent, energy and hard work in steering the country out of an economic downturn. By doing so, Malaysians will see your party as caring, unselfish and smart and give you their support in the next elections.

BN and PR! Call for a truce. Get together and compromise. Someone has to give in. Or has hate consumed your heart till it blinds you? You can do it. You have enough intelligent people between you. I am sure you can find solutions. Take the nation to heart. That is why you are in politics in the first place.

Focus on the people.

Focus on the economy.

Anas Zubedy
Managing Director
Zubedy (M) Sdn Bhd

HOLIDAYS!!!

2009-01-15T06:59:00.000-08:00

Well, as promised here it is.. will be a short n brief 1..
I am
1. having holidays till 2nd of feb..
2. cleaning the house round the clock
3. bored
4. longing for CNY
5. worrying bout my results
till then.. dun miss me so much and happy holidays every1.. =D

होलिदय्स

2009-01-13T03:40:00.000-08:00

2008-09-17T07:13:00.000-07:00

Mood : Lazy
Song : None

Who says i din update my blog? Well, I guess you all din notice something huh? I had linked wai king.. WAT? no big deal? yes it is.. he's a lousy friend of mine..

Neway, lit fwu had gone to UK last Sunday for his final year in law.. pretty fast huh? n i'm still in my fucking foundation.. N speaking bout tat, some1 has been crying like shit since then.. HAHA.. Well, it's not wat i intend to say.. it was an incident happened when i was sending cheok home from lit fwu's house..

Police 1 : Dari maner? *whispering*
Me : Sorie
Police 1 : Dari maner?
Me : Errrrr... Ermmm.. Arrrr
Cheok : Rumah kawan
Without hesitation, he signalled us, asking us to pullover at da side of the road.. n guess what? *VROOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*
Nah, just jk

There were another 2 police waiting to inspect us at da side there.. As v alighted from the car, the police requested for our My Kad n my driving licence.. Well, i don't know how things were goin on cheok's side.. Mine was like tis

Police 2 : Keluar semua barang u dalam poket dan letak kat bonet
Well, I haf no fucking choice but 2 acknowledge him.. more to patronizing him..

Police 2 : I check sikit yer
Me : HUH?
*from my chest to my thighs n then to my feet*
To his disappointment, he found nth but my pubic hair longer than his.. Well, i can't justify that my dick is longer his but the fact it is.. coz no human rights had been violated.. =D He then took my wallet n checked n while inspecting,

Police 2 : U ade minum?
Me : *GULP* takde.. *The truth is i did, a lil of chivas in lf's place*
Police 2 : U ade goyang?
Me : GOYANG? HAHA.. takde lar *WTF, i don't 'feng tou'*
Police 2 : *looking at my gf's pic*, U punya isteri yeh?
Me : HAH!! takde lar.. i masih muda lagi.. baru 20
Police 2 : Dah romen?
Me : *WTF??* Maner boleh bang? tak leh camni
Seriously WTF??
He then went on wif my car.. Every single inch was carefully examined n while they busied themselves wif my car, cheok n i were squating on the pavement facing the road, making us more like criminals.. =D

Police 2 : OI, bangun lar.. ape cangkung?
After inspecting thoroughly, the police gave back our My Kad n driving licence..R all the police nowadays so weird? LOL.. i guess the right thing 2 do is jus VROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM n get the fuck of there the next time any police stop me..

My moral of the story : Never say u r from ur friend's house..
Cheok's moral of the story : Never sit in chai's car.. FACE PROB..
SWT!!

Japan - Day 2

2008-01-22T06:29:00.000-08:00

Hisashiburi - never once i tot it would bring me so much trouble 2 update.. yea, i know.. it's way 2 late to update tis.. it's half way through.. It has to be done somehow

Ohayo gozaimasu.. It started wif breakfast - a buffet where i lost hold of myself.. Greed started to overpover me.. At least, i walloped everything without leavin a single rice.. even 'absconded' wif at least 10 or more packets of sea weeds.. LOL

Fugly isn't it? da way i eat..

Then we hied to the main entrance, waiting to board the bus.. N there was tis fuckin irritating n self-centered fuckin fam which were all da time late.. round da fucking clock

It says WELCOME!!! in chinese.. LOL.. coz i know most of u r chinese illiterate.. =D it was rite outside the hotel.. pic taken while waiting for others..

Then, v started our journey later as scheduled thanks to da fuckin fam.. =X after much drivin n butt ache, finally.... Oh yah, da 1st day itself v learned some funny words.. Instead teaching us arigatoh, the tour guide taught us another word of gratitude which is HAI TOR MOU- i couldn't stop laughin throughout da whole journey.. It's jus so fucking wrong thankin other ppl by saying their pussies has so much hair

I left no stone unturned to take every single shot.. U know, being a 'sakai' for seeing snow for the 1st time.. was moving to n fro in da bus 2 capture the pics

Who dares 2 play? It had already sent chills up to my spine without even trying it out..

Same goes to tis 1.. ask me to try solero shot or something like tis, i would rather wash VI toilet for 1 week.. HAHA

Some random pics from da bus,

A house out of nowhere.. i think it would take at least an hour drive 2 da nearest town... =X

Finally, after more than an hour,

Foot of Mt. Fuji.. couldn't get to top of Mt. Fuji as it was all covered wif snow..

That's my 1st time touching snow.. It was freakin cold but soft..

I haf no idea where i was.. even if i did, i probably had forgotten.. all thanks to my procrastination..

some random building which v entered to haf a slide show of Mt. Fuji

Cousin : How come u only haf 1 pose? Hands behind n a serious face..
Me : ..... Fine lar fine lar

I guess i need more practice.. At least i aint a poser n i don't cam-whore

V were busy takin pics even v were told v would be given opportunity 2 take later on.. Every1 was so excited n even both the childish uncles were playing snowballs..

Tat's my uncle, cousin n aunt..

Led by our tour guide, v had slide show on Mt Fuji, din bother 2 watch coz it was in Mandarin

Mt. Fuji.. will definitely conquer it someday

My cousin n I..

There, i bought some souvenirs n snacks.. it was freaking costly.. =X well, not much things 2 see n do there.. lousy tourist spot.. - Kent Nah, if u see tis then do something bout it.. =D
Feeling rather reluctant, every1 boareded the bus n headed 2 our next destination which wasn't far from there.. some rural area..

y can't my house be something like tis? y aren't there snow in Malaysia? y?

Another 1.. tis looks small but i bet it's cozy.. Any house will do as long as there's snow.. =D

I felt like lying on da snow n do da angel thingy.. I saw a kid 'tar pau-ing' some snow in a bottle.. Maybe i shud have done da same for souvenirs for each of every1 of u..gud fucking idea. =X Tat's Mt Fuji.. such a waste v couldn't hike it.. If v could, i bet v could catch a bird's eye view on the city..

Looks a bit heaven like me.. wif cloud circles its peak.. wat a scenery

Crystal clear.. If u find tis in KL, i wash ur toilet for 1 month..

As i walked, i found quite a number of tis - no idea what it's for..what u think? is it
a) i think after a toilsome day of work, u can drink.. or
b) maybe after having ur business done n the water tab in the restroom is out of order, a perfect place for u 2 wash ur shitty hands?=X

well, the main purpose for u is 2 wash ur hands.. guess it will bless u wif no idea wat.. =D

Well, as usuall.. i look 2 serious and my tour guide suggested that i smile more.. i look nth but a doornail.. dead

On the contrary,

Tis is more than wat they asked for.. my 'gedik' face.. LMAO who says i can't pose n smile? No more allegations made

No idea wat it's but what matters most is it smells nice what is more i was freakin cold tat time.. My aunt bought me one 2 try

i think it's read bean.. i haf forgotten d.. LOL.. to be frank, i forgot how it tasted 2.. but i know it was nice

After a long window shopping, finally it was time to head back 2 da bus.. And it was when i spotted my tour guide's hp..

Cool isn't it? Malaysia boleh bungkus..

Then we headed somewhere to have our lunch. And that is the fucking last place i saw snow in Japan.. =(

How i wish everyday i can enjoy my meal over looking the river n mountains.. =X

It was roughly where we ate..

STEAMBOAT!! one of my favs...

Guess what we were eating!!

OMFG.. Dream on.. U hafta pay extra for it.. So happen that the table next to us ordered earlier on.. So 'paiseh' hafta ask permission to take pic of it.. That uncle's nose must

Tis is wat we ate.. 4 portions

Next, we headed to Japan version of 'Petaling Street' or worse still 'Chow Kit' i would say

I think it says there 1500 yen for children and 2000 yen for adults.. haha.. jus jk.. Our tour guide said it was lousy compared to the ones in Bangkok.. So, my next trip is Bang Cock wif kennysia.. LOL

No idea what 'activities' were carried out inside.. LOL.. u know, Japanese are alwaiz creative

Excite room.. FUIYOHYOH!! define ur 'excite', pls

What are u thinking guys?

After some sex education, we were exposed to their superb advanced technology.. Impressive but unfortunately no pics were allowed to be taken in the building..

PANASONIC.. their handphones are fucking superb.. I can tell none of da hps sold in Malaysia can match the ones in Japan.. We were told by our tour guide tat Japanese are selfish where all da finest n best things are backlogged for themselves..

Then it was some random malls v went and it was some random cars we found,

Lexus don't know wat.. HAHA, not into cars..

My uncle in his dreams.. =D

-DINNER TIME-

We had buffet

Darn, i am freaking hungry.. Food, here i come.. MUACKKS

More food

Burppp!!!

Most of us were done except for my aunt over there.. LOL

A nite view in Japan

At last, v headed back to our hotel and every1 was so exhausted n sleepy until......

Our tour guide got drunk and held a concert of her own.. it turned up to be pretty gud.. i haf a video of it.. HAHA

In our hotel room,

Small but cozy..

But what attracted me most was tis,

Any idea what tis is? n da results was *thumbs up*

still no idea? wait till i import one of those and u can come try it at my home.. lol..

Instructions to be followed

And more instructions..

Finally get to enjoy washing my asss.. AHHHH!

Japan - Day 1

2007-12-25T23:44:00.000-08:00

22 days passed jus like tat n this procrastinator hasn't updated any shit yet.. ask me wat tis procrastinator has done.. NTH, time really flies.. An eye-blink u will be in Hall of Fame receiving ur farking STPM results later.. gud luck to all da form sixers who r waiting for their results..
NIPPON ALL HAIL NIPPON.. if i were to migrate, it has to be Japan or US for some reasons.. =D it all started when my mom forced me 2 follow my aunt 2 japan. . NO, i din ask for it

All ready..

My chauffeur aka cousin was summoned to pick me up from my house to her house.. There, my aunt n uncle were still busy packing their stuff.. oh wait, jus the very last 20 mins, they only started packing their stuff.. as in took out their luggage n started stuffing their clothes into it.. n suprisingly they did not leave nething behind.. A limo was booked n off we went sharp at 8 pm.. n reached KLIA around 9.. it was fucking dizzy when i reached, well, 1 hour in da limo n i was sitting in the opposite direction..

at Mc D.. on the hp wif Koi Yi..

air ticket to Narita, Japan which fucking costed RM 1000 over if i ain't mistaken

We waited, talked, sat, stood, ate, lauged n etc. for 1 hour plus be4 boardin the plane.. Oh yah, i was the only 1 on the hp n u know, i am those anti-social person n being a lil shy, i haf the reputation of being aloof.. or maybe it's becoz of my victorian ego shit.. =X While waiting, my cousin cracked a joke.. it was one of her conversations wif my sis when they went 2 China last year..

Cousin : Mine is 39 B *holding her air ticket* What's urs?

Sis : Mine is 39 D.. Bigger than urs

Finally, in the plane waiting 2 depart n to my mother fucking suprise, check tis out.. =X

They haf screens for every1.. *fucking 'sakai'*.. i dun remember having any screen back in those days i travelled to US.. or maybe it did haf, jus tat i had forgotten

Well, there even haf flight distance n everything.. tail wind speed lar, temperature lar, ground speed lar.. etc.

Movies, TV-Series, Music, Games.. etc.. u must be fucking joking..

Holy shit.. Transformers, Bourne Ultimatum, The Invasion, The Last Legion, Stardust.. Not only that, Bourne Identity n Supremacy, Ratatouille.. Oh, that's only for movie, we haf House, Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds, Ugly Betty, n bla bla bla...

As for music, we haf these.. only page 1 of 5.. tat's only for the hitz...

-Sean Kingston-

Bread wif ham.. oh wait, bread wif chicken + control..

Anymore dissatisfaction or complaints to be made on MAS? Not to mention their cabin crews.. to be exact their air stewardesses.. There were Japanese air-stewardesses.. OMFG *breathtaking*.. Well, it wasn't da reason y i din sleep throughout da whole flight.. was watching movies n playing hangman.. 7 hours of flight = 7 hours of movies n games which make my day more perfect than ever.. was feeling a bit dizzy when i reached Japan for sacrifising my sleep for the sake of da few movies..

touched down at Narita Airport, Japan around 8..

Arival Hall or gate.. wateva u call tat.. abit da kiddish 2 me..

Here we were intro to our tour guide who is a Hong Kee but settled down in Japan for 20 years if i am not mistaken.. A mother of two.. a dedicated 1.. Then we were taken to our bus where 40 of us to be fitted in it..well, cheap tour.. can't expect anything.. =X

Pic taken from the bus

Wat on earth is da guy doin there? Well, after a few 'zoom ins', it is found tat....

the guy was actually paying respect.. tombstones next to the river or sea..

Our 1st place of visit, a temple.. never get to find out the name of the temple.. coz da tour guide were mumbling in cantonese wif Hong Kee accent.. Yes, i do speak cantonese in fact tat's my mother tongue.. but i jus suck in it..

An unknown statue in an unknown temple.. pathetic, n blame me for 2 timid 2 ask da tour guide

Their praying method isn't very much different from ours.. a coin to be tossed into the rectangular thingy.. ahh, wateva u call tat.. then 2 claps will be heard - the 1st would represent ur name n da 2nd would be ur wish

No idea what or who the Japs worship

Me and a 'tanglung'

Despite of the lil drizzlin, the Japs still come to worship their gods.. It was freaking cold, n i was shivering but well of coz i din admit that i was when asked..

Cousin : U not cold meh?

Me : No ark.. *macho face**shivering* u cold meh?

Cousin: YAHH.. freakin cold

Me : so cha..

I jus like their vending machines.. I can't imagine if there's 1 in Malaysia.. jus 1.. i think it would be flooded wif under age mat rempits

So many choices

Suprisingly certain drinks r meant to be hot.. well, for winter weather i guess.. Aunt bought 1 for me, was reluctant 2 drink.. 1st drink bought in Japan wor.. i think it's still in my fridge now.. LOL

Then, we were brought to a place near 'Onsen' according 2 Eli, to haf our lunch.. Well, we wasted hours in da bus travellin, altho some places were worth to be eye-openers, our butt jus couldn't stand the heat n ache.. =X

Food was served, n it was so fucking cold outside jus made me more hungry.. n to my fucking dissapointment, no sushi was served... it was mee n some weirdo side dishes

The fried tempura n da fried yam were superb.. others were like culture shock 2 me

After our lunch, we were led to this hotspring thingy called Onsen by our tour guide

From there, u can haf a bird's eye view over unknown place.. LOL.. damn my canto is jus 2 week

It was freaking cold.. i think da coldest of all da places i went in Japan.. so cold tat it started fucking snowing.. my ears were fucking frozen n it's really painful.. *tu ler, act macho lagi* seriously, i will not be such a dumb ass ever again.. =X

It was there where they sold eggs boiled in da fucking hotspring.. da water was boiling n it was fucking snowing.. n guess wat would become of us? *fucking icy boiling human flesh served wif eggs* back to the topic, it is believed that a person will haf an extra longevity of 7 years if an egg is eaten.. da max 1 can eat is 2.. well, i ate 1 - i guess enuf for all da CO inhaled back in KL n last but not least all da ciggy i smoked.. No pic were taken as it was 2 cold for me 2 even snap a shot of de eggs..

Being labelled as the Land of the rising sun, it starts to turn 2 dark when it comes to 4 pm.. a lil earlier than other countries i guess.. =X

We were then driven back to our hotel which is called unknown hotel thanks to its japanese words..

yeah, we slept on da floor.. no bed, but i think it's more comfortable than any 5 star hotel in Malaysia.. oppsie

altho it was a bit small, but it's cozy enuf whatismore we r staying there for only 1 nite...

Oh, sleeping with my aunt n uncle.. feel sowie for them..all their movements were being monitored n watched.. =X being caring, kind n not self-centerd, i decided not 2 sleep in between them n slept on da left one.. my cousin slept wif a friend of hers

After that, we had our dinner at da hotel..

Shabu shabu.. freaking nice especially the meat, u get 2 cook it urself.. a wonderful dinner followed up by a sore throat..a price 2 pay

Pic taken by the tour guide.. A dedicated tour guide but lousy photographer.. All were so eager 2 go our da hot spring thingy but oni for their legs.. There's another 1 where u hafta strip naked in order 2 soak in the hot spring wif others..=X

to be continued-

Japs!!!

2007-12-20T09:36:00.000-08:00

JAPAN HERE I COME!!! in less than 10 hours.. the country i alwaiz long 2 visit.. a lil excited but definitely will be missing my baby.. =X

Ueto Aya.. Oh no, wrong person.. =X

baby koi yi.. =)

Key to 'success'!!

2007-12-16T20:07:00.000-08:00

Every successful man, lies a woman.. definitely sure bout tat, every1 acknowledges tat.. but how bout a loser or a cretin? Well, every 2 cretins, lies 5 bottles of beer.. LOL

Well, couldn't finish the other 1.. i myself walloped 3..

Despite of the 3 lil tiny bottles, i could still pose consciously

1 bottle n he's down.. =D

Here's the truth.. n Cheok was the 1 takin tis

I was a bit dizzy during tat time n wasn't confident 2 drive home, so i took a short nap.. Oh yah, it was during middle of my STPM trials.. BRAVO!!

Gathering

2007-12-15T05:38:00.000-08:00

Any1, victorians?

No doubt it would be freakin fun if da whole batch turns up, but what is a gathering without John Chai? lol.. Sad to say, i hafta pass this 1 as i will be flying 2 Japan on 21st.. FARK!!! Well, i alwaiz long for these kind gatherings n trips..

Speaking bout trips, there's a story to be told

Somwhere in the mid of Oct, ,

Me : Hey, is there any class trip ar?

Chris : Oh, u din hear bout it? We r goin to Frasier's Hill

Me : U serious? Ohh when is it?

Chris : 8, 9, 10th Dec

Me : Oh, ok thanks

So, tis idiot went n spread da news bout da class trip.. And during a 'yum cha' session wif Nick Kee,

Me : Eh, u goin for our class trip ar?

Nicks : HUH? Where? When?

Me : Chris din tell u? 8, 9, 10th Dec.. goin to Frasier's Hill

Nicks : Nope.. Fucker lar they all, din tell me.. ketara wanna jack me

Me : LOL.. *padan muka, better thank me for telling u tis*

Well, it din really end there.. tis idiot went on n on spreading the news - Jiun Kei, Theen Chuan, Lit Fwu, Pik Yen, and Koi Yi - even asked her 2 tell her SBU gang..

On the 9th Dec, while i was 'yum cha-ing' wif pik yen n lit fwu,

Lit Fwu : Eh, when's ur class trip d?

Me : Fuck lar.. dun mention

Lit Fwu : Why? Postponed d?

Me : There's no class trip.. If there is, I would be in Frasier's Hill rite now.. I was conned by the fucker, Chris...

Lit Fwu : lol

Pik Yen : LOL

Me : ..... Guess when da fucker actually told me da truth? 4th of Dec.. the fucker conned me for 1 month plus n tat day, my mom even asked me when my class trip was.. I told her no more class trip, i was played..

I ain't gonna forget bout tis, Chris.. u hear me? LOL.. Anyway, where's our mother fucking class trip huh? So much of Langkawi Island, Club Med, Taman Negara, Lake Kenyir and etc..Not to blame danny as every1 was fucking busy wif the their preps for STPM..

Back to the topic, gatherin? Any1, victorians? it's not jus an ordinary dinner n gathering like tis r not ubiquitous.. I would say it's a must attend gathering.. Ask urself, how many gatherings like tis r there in ur life? I can prolly count them wif my fingers..

All in all, jus attend the mother fucking gathering ler n tell me bout it when i am back from Japan.. LOL

LOSER

2007-12-05T20:24:00.000-08:00

HOLIDAYS!!! It seems like there's no more excuses for me not to blog.. but come to think of it, it somehow gives me hundred or maybe million of reasons to contradict..

Tis whole holiday thingy is a lil boring compared to the 1 i had 2 years back.. Reason? well, who would actually haf the mood 2 enjoy after flunking his exam? Having done so badly in STPM, no doubt tat i am afraid that i would once again fail my parents.. Don't u ever think that my parents r rich, they r jus working their asses for the sake of their good-for-nth son.. If it wasn't becoz of me, my father would haf retired years ago n led the life he desired..

Oh yes, i will be fucking heading back to da place where i was from n yes again, i will be fuckin repeating my foundation.. Don't u haf any shame huh? Friends will be fucking doin their 2nd year and i will be pathetically repeating my foundation.. "Oh lil boy, u still doin ur foundation huh? HAHA."

Nottingham University

I was no better than an idiot for once blaming others for flunking my exam.. "OH, i jus broke up n i couldn't study at all." Well, maybe i din directly put all da blames on her but indirectly YES.. Wake up will i? time 2 do so...

FUCKED!!!

2007-11-22T05:06:00.000-08:00

Mood - Crying
Song - None

Yes, crying..
i seriously failed not only myself.. Ewa n my parents also.. I am really really sorry.. definitely an expensive lesson.. =X

Idiot!!

2007-11-09T16:19:00.000-08:00

Mood : Energetic
Song : Lagu untukmu by Meet Uncle Hussain

The pot calling the kettle black huh ying ling? jus becoz u updated ur blog recently.. lol but once again i hate it when i hafta acquiesce that my blog is HALF dead.. not dead yet.. =D

As i was sending some pics to my buddy, Ewa i came across these pics n i find them really stupid.. Remember those times when we were given the moral projects where we were odd to take pics? I still can't believe that victorians r such gud actors, not to mention i was once a bollywood actor starred in the movie 'Best Friends'.. oh, i can tell u, no doubt that it was the most successful production so far in the history of mankind..

Ne way, back to the story.. There is tis idiot.. ARGHHH... let the pics continue my story.. LOL

looks fine altho there is nth 2 be swept

Cool

Nice

Wtf is tis? A contribution to air polution?

Well, it was all last minute work n i hope he didn't submit tat pic, altho i did send him the pics if i am not mistaken...

Happy Birthday!!!

2007-10-10T12:12:00.000-07:00

Mood : Sick n Emo

Song : Happy Birthyday by Jay Chou + Landy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I alwaiz wonder if it's that arduous 4 some1 2 utter those words.. Not after all da shitz i did i guess.. Neway, thanks 2 those who wished me..

Prezie

- an outing including a movie (premiere class) wif my buddy, Ewa

- a wallet from my cousin, Yan

- a mug from Mo

- 1 100-note from my dad

Arigatoh Gozaimasu..

Tears started rolling down my cheek.. It wasn't any surprise at all coz as expected, without fail, a 100 ringgit malaysia note IS GIVEN to me annually by my dad.. It wasn't the amount which stirred my heart - I would prolly be feeling da same even if it's a 1 dollar note.. It was the way how it handed 2 me.. 100 bucks wif a note saying:-

John,

Happy Birthday!

Papi.

It is enuf 2 make me burst into tears.. tis shows how i spend my time wif my dad.. Off to work at 9 am when i was still sleeping.. came home at 9pm when i was out.. Sleepin soundly when i was back wif smell of smoke n alcohol.. Worse still, it was rite in front of my com where i found the money n the note.. Knowing tat i would go on9 even in the wee hours, not 2 mention that STPM is a month away..

I don't blame my dad.. NEVER in my life..

I still remember the incident where i got busted stealing in a departmental store.. It was still clearly lingering in my mind up until now.. Instead of reprimandin me, my dad cried n cried, regrettin the failure in the duty as a dad. My dad once said - We aren't rich, but he never once wanted me and my sibling to feel deprived in any way, which is why he worked his fingers to the bone every day to provide enough food on the tbl, nice clothes on our back, good educatioin for us...

I seriously fail as a son.. SERIOUSLY

Tat's my dad.. falling asleep.. He must be real tired

Emo

2007-10-08T10:42:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since i last updated my blog.. Ages.. I haf no idea how i ended up 2 be like tis.. I jus lost all my passions in studies rite after SPM.. it was jus like the end of the world after SPM.. N the thing i regretted the most was quitin my Uni n coming back for Form 6... N rite now i miss my heydays when i was in Nottingham..

Engineerin block on the right if i am not mistaken..

Administration block..

Jogggin path

Dusk

Nite view of Nottingham University

My fav

I jus fucking miss the place a lot altho it was jus 1 sem.. I wonder if i am heading back 2 Nottingham after my STPM but i doubt it wif my results.. =X I jus sound pathetic n emo, needin others' attention.. Koi yi has been listening 2 my bitching a lot lately.. N how did i express my gratitude 2 her? I told her not 2 patronize me.. Fucking asshole wasn't i?

As promised, tis is the article written by my sis.. I shed tears reading it - couldn't stand things like tat.. Pls read..
- http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Sunday/Focus/20070929191152/Article/index_html

FUCKED!!!

2007-09-21T00:57:00.000-07:00

Phrase of the month -
"Sorry isn't everything.. Guess i haf crossed the borderline"

56 more days to STPM if i ain't mistaken.. lost count anyway... Trials is jus around da corner.. Burning the midnite oil? i did.. i stayed all nite from 11pm until the wee hours.. working real hard but not on studies.. FACEBOOK.. i wonder wat has become of me..

Anyway, i am starting 2 panic for real.. And yet i am doin nth... ARGHHH.. was supposed to update something bout my sister's story which really touched my heart.. Wait till i get authorization and some pics from my sis.. till then, take care... ZZzzzZZZzz

FACEBOOK

2007-09-15T08:14:00.000-07:00

I am freaking addicted to facebook.. my god.. Ever since i started patronizing facebook, i never even touched any revision books n rarely update my own blog or visit other ppl's blog.. it's goin 2 be a real damn long time for me 2 update my 2nd post, hopefully tis isn't da last.. - jus started playing facebook on thursday.. not really a long period of time but it's sufficient 2 make me go mad.. imagine playing from 12pm on Friday till 8 pm.. Then went out 4 mamak till 1am.. back home n started playin till 7am.. GOSH. .GET A LIFE!!!!

A piece of advice for every1, don't start - no turnin back once u haf started.. =)
To those who r freaking free, join me - pls notify me if u r joinin
http://www.facebook.com/

Disappointment

2007-09-10T09:10:00.000-07:00

I admit that i am an asshole at times.. It's beyond doubt.. And i am terribly sorry for my doings, u jus hafta bear with it for the moment as many things are bothering me, haunting my past.. N no question, prodigious discontentment i haf towards her.. She's one of the person i respected most in my life despite being close to me.. fucking disappointed

Neway, i alwaiz long for a class trip and i am definitely looking forward to joining one after STPM.. Jus recently, went to Genting with my family, my aunts n uncles from paternal n maternal sides.. It was a 3 day n 2 nite stay in Genting View.. My sis n i couldn't make it on da 1st day coz of the Merdeka eve celebration.. So, Cheok tagged along as he drove my sis and i up on the 2nd day..

It was a lil boring since it was jus two of us..The only thing new was both of us entered the Casino together.. It totally amused me though it was my 2nd time.. the 1st time was 2 years ago..

2 idiots siting in the back of storm - without sweater from Genting Highlands to Riverview.. a 20-minute journey

As usual, a lil late to upload tis.. errr.. few months late.. not really late rite? But if it isn't late, it isn't John Chai

My fellow comrades - a war 2 fight in 2 months time

Candid shot

1 unwanted person.. btw, all cool dudes

Yerr.. What's wif my face expression? Not so cool anymore huh?

LAZY

2007-09-04T18:47:00.000-07:00

No updates for the time being.. not until John Chai finishes watching his drama..

HOT

2007-08-26T10:35:00.000-07:00

Y is Dawn Yang freaking cun n hot? WHYYYY? *tis has been botherin me lately*

My heart melts everytime i see her pics.. okkk.. i sound like a pervert

Good News!! She is dating me.. 4 real

How i wish i can be da teddy bear? =X

Alrite, she's freakin sweet n gorgeous.. Top 25 sexiest gal in FHM ..bla bla bla.. Guess it takes me a lifetime 2 find some1 like tat.. LMAO *building a castle + twin tower+ Disneyland in the air*

DEAD

2007-08-23T04:21:00.000-07:00

Feeling: Annoyed

Song: Bu Neng Shou De Mi Mi by Jay Chou

Ewa said my blog is so dead... N i hafta admit it, not in da mood of bloggin lately..

Anyway, haf been watching lotz of movies lately.. 'Ratatouille' on Tuesday nite wif 'Fei Hai' n Cheok in leisure mall-thank goodness no more gays sitting next 2 me.. N 'Secret' on the followin day wif Koi Yi in Times Square.. N almost wanted to watch Evan Almighty wif 'Fei Hai' n Cheok in Mid Valley yesterday..

Jay Chou

Ye Xiang Lun n Lu Xiao Yu

Neway, i jus realised tat i inherited my mom's nervous temperament.. =X Well, u knowww la my mom, gets panicked every single min especially when i ain't at home - out 2 yum cha n back home in the wee hours.. she will call every half n hour n ask the same old question altho she knows what i gonna reply her

Mom: *wif a laluk voice* When u gonna come home?
Me: Soon
Mom: Hmm.. * Hangs up*

After 1 hour,
Mom: Why aren't u home yet? U r having tuition early in da morning 2morrow
Me: Soon lar
Mom: Nmmm.. *Hangs up*

After a few hours,
Mom: Where r u now?
Me : In my room sleeping now lar
Mom: Oh, ok.. *Hangs up*

Pretty gud in sneaking into the house n vice versa.. Ketara she has tis nervous temperament.. but every parent does feel da same for their children.. pretty sure 4 tat..

Back to the topic.. I was on my way for my General Paper test which i had signed up earlier *yeah, need to pay 4 tat* in Kasturi on Thursday when i received a msg from my friend saying tat we mus sit according to the number we registered.. As far as i recall, i din register wif him.. GULP..n the 1st person who came into my mind was my other friend, ying ling who registered wif me.. Having no colour pencils, no calculator, no knowledge -i started 2 feel da 'cuakness' n was jus thinkin of turnin back but u all know, John Chai isn't tat sampah afterall.. =X

Exam was about 2 start n Ying Ling was nowhere to be seen.. =X Cuak.. She reached jus on time n I guess we screwed up da paper together..

UPDATES!!!

2007-08-16T11:18:00.000-07:00

UPDATES below da post 'Best friends'.. pls scroll down

BEST FRIENDS!!!

2007-08-03T06:32:00.000-07:00

August 3rd 2007, the day that i will never ever forget in my whole fucking life.. I will ensure tat tis incident will linger in my mind forever.. YES FOREVERRRRRR.. Well, i guess every1 has to acquiesce that friends r ubiquitous, but think twice if u haf the same mind-sets for best friends.. Having a best friend is jus as hard as finding pictures like tis

WAT? no big deal? yes it's definitely a fucking big deal - this kind of pics, u can oni see once in ur life time.. =X
*previous photo has been removed due to some1's bitching*

Ok, let's get back to business.. was out wif my buddy, Ewa in times square for a movie.. SIMPSONS - it was fucking funny n humourous.. jus a few days back, i actually told my friends that i ain't gonna watch it, not really a die-hard fan of simpsons.. and who would be such a fucking loser to waste RM 10 for simpsons? Answer: EVERY1..

I was still grumbling bout da movie throughout the 1st 5 mins.. N da rest 85 mins i was among one of the losers laughing the loudest in the cinema.. It totally proved me wrong - the perceptions that i haf for simpsons

The Simpsons

My fav character - Maggie

OK OK, got carried away a lil by Simpsons.. really gettin back to business.. As i was chit-chatting wif ewa in the cinema be4 the movie started, some1 caught my fucking attention.. It was my fucking best friend, Chen Jovi again.. accompanied by my fucking crush, Ruth Choy..

MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND WIF MY CRUSH.. how can u accept tat? my heart was shattered into million of pieces.. *Sob sob sob* Anyway, i jus wanna let every1 know tat no matter wat Jovi will alwaiz be my fucking best friend n life goes onnnnn..

List of top Bestest friends
Me - Jovi
Aaron - Jiun Kei
Nick Kee - Wei Lun
Wooi Hong - Big mouth guy and Wei Lun
Chris - Duncan

*supposed to haf each of every1's photoshopped pic side by side but i suck in photoshop.. 2 bad.. btw, imagination shud be gud enuf*
p/s : If u r so happened to read tis, never!! i will never ever fall 4 u - i jus don't wan history to repeat itself jus like the mother fucking Jess Chong's case.. tq

SPA!!

2007-08-02T05:42:00.000-07:00

Mood : Emo
Song : Both OST for taiyou no uta drama and movie version

Standing of drama:-

1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)

2nd - Taiyou no uta

3rd - 14 year old mother

4th - Beautiful life

5th - Attack No. 1

6th - Hana Yori Dango 2

7th - 1 litre of tears special edition

8th - Attention please

9th - Attention please special edition

10th - Hanna Yori Dango

11th - Taiyou no uta movie version

12th- 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Lazy n procrastinating as usual....
Well, a lil late but better than never.. Last last last last last Sunday if i am not mistaken, went to 'Eco-paradise' which is situated in Sunway Mas for spa.. SPAAA - not those spas u come across for relaxation and invigoration.. wif those 'cun' chicks massaging n pampering u.. It's more to a health spa.. =X - Gud for cancer patients.. especially lungs.. wonder y my mom brings me along... HMMM.. any idea u guys?

Dad having a briefing..

Mom scouting around..

They even haf bathrooms

That's me wif a fuckin blur face.. n pic taken be4 da spa

*****

After the spa,

After Spa.. see da fuckin diff? I was wet to my fucking skin.. had been perspiring profusely..

Obviously, it was like 30 over degrees inside da mother fucking room.. more like sauna 2 me.. If u guys ever wanna haf a try out, jus stand under da mother fucking sun for 40 mins.. The condition is jus as feeling the intense heat of the fucking scorching sun.

Worker : How did u feel, sir? Very refreshing huh?

Dad : Yup.. *coughs - ehem*

Worker : Are u ok, sir?

Dad : Nah it's nth.. jus a normal cough.. *turns to me n whispered* Of coz feel refreshing ler, put us in a mother fucking hot 'sauna' then got us exposed 2 air cond once we got out from da 'sauna'

Me: LOL

*****

After all da shit, went to 1 Utama for lunch.. Well, after the whole mornin of exertion, guess it's a green light 2 haf a fucking promising meal..

Off we went to....

Ikan dan Syarikat..

Hmmm.. wat 2 order?

Oh damnnn.. freaking nice but it wasn't mine..

All i had was jus ice-cream while my dad, mom n sis had their own main courses.. fucking unfair

Obviously not, was supposed 2 go 2 Sushigroove after 'Ikan dan Syarikat' but it was 2 time consuming n sis was late 4 work.. *Sob Sob*.. But thank god got 2 eat in Sushigroove the following week which was last last last last last Sunday..

SUSHI!!!

Nice!! Same goes to the interior design of da restaurant

Lotz of choices 2..

Couldn't stand da boredom while waiting 4 da stupid food 2 come.. Found tis shit which was extra dumb.. "Who says that sushi is tasteless without soy sauce?? Most of our sushi is already pre-cooked, pre sauced so u DON'T NEED to dip in soy sauce".. WTF.. tat seriously sound stupid n dumb 2 me..

Fried Tempura.. Tis was fucking KNNCCBB awesome..

some random dish.. tis is jus opposite of the fried tempura.. wrong choice..

There was another dish but be4 i remember taking pic of it, i had already walloped it..

Rite be4 leaving da place, it was a golden oppurtunity 4 me 2 snap a shot of da restaurant.. but da prob was i din switch off my flash.. n tat made the whole mother fucking crowd looking at me as if i jus stripped n showed them my 10-inch dick.. OPPS *cheerio n fucked off as fast as possible*

Happy Birthday!!!

2007-07-23T06:32:00.000-07:00

Mood : Lazy
Song : It's a happy line by Yui

List of dramas to be watched..

1. Attack No1

2. I love u Mom

3. Orange Days

4. Summer Snow

5. Gokusen

6. Aijou Ippon

N farkk.. haf been dling Ruri's Island for ages, still no seed.. KNNCCB.. currently watching Attack No1 n Taiyou no uta movie version which Yui is playing as Kaoru Amane..

Neway, a real procrastinator.. It took me more than a week to actually upload da pics n blog about it.. It is supposed to be a joint party between Nick Kee and my fucking best friend, Chen Jovi.. N guess what? Nick Kee jacked my best friend's party by giving excuses his house couldn't accommodate Jovi's friends.. =( What a gud hospitality I HATE U, NICK KEE FOR THAT...

Hmmm.. i guess i brought da most meaningful present.. not trying 2 boast but i really think i did, if oni u know wat i am trying 2 say.. Chris and Bo came a lil late, well, Indians r alwaiz late.. =D

Not even a word of hi,

Chris : U goin clubbing huh?

Me : .........

U think i wanna wear da shirt bought by my sis in Germany so much? It has been on my chair for ages waiting to get rot oni.. =X I was on my way out n my sis gatal suddenly n asked me 2 change

Everybody being jobless.. It was fucking boring

So off we went 2 accompany Chris to see his gf, Elena in the 'nearby' steamboat restaurant.. It turned out to be they were celebratin some1's birthday there too.. =X
p/s : See the china apek carrying his mug? all da way from his house

It was freaking boring not to mention, i only kenal Elena, Vivek n Isaac.. sat at the roadside talking cock stories while waiting 4 back ups.. 3 cars were summoned 2 fetch us back to Nick Kee's house. =X

from left : Wai Leong, Nick Kee - the birthday boy, Ying Ling, Joanne, Lik Sheng.. N no idea whose head it is..

=X

2 many.. Jus tell me which guy u r interested n i'll tell u his contact.. =X

Whong being jobless

'Hoi sam sei the birthday boy lor'

p/s : sorry joanne, blame yee hui for blocking ur face

N lastly,

The kings of Bollywood

I AM FUCKED!!! - 2nd part

2007-07-20T10:01:00.000-07:00

i knew it.. i knew that whong would bitch bout his MUET results.. tat's 4 sure and i ain't done wif it.. i mean my fucking MUET results.. currently in da state between the devil and the deep blue sea.. Pn. Vasantha, my Muet-subject teacher thinks i shud retake my Muet n a few of my friends actually ask me to contemplate retaking it.. And 2 me, i found it meaningless to resit..

*TADAAHHHHH*

Okkk.. i really screwed up my speaking n writing... 28 over 45 and 34 over 75.. FUCKK

I guess my engarish are not da powderfullll too... rite Chris?

I am FUCKED!!!

2007-07-13T17:55:00.000-07:00

I fucking flunked my MUET.. while every single of my friend obtained a solid band 5 or 6, I got a fucking band 4.. Not to mention that my sis achieved a band 6 when she was in form 6.. It was a total disaster to actually come back for form 6.. Tis jus fucking gives my uncles n aunts a fucking opportunity to actually compare my results wif hers..

So much of being a band 7 student.. definitely building castle in the air and the pathetic part was every1 was saying.. "Don't worry, u definitely can.. u r smart or The way u blog is gud enuf to get a band 5" - Stop giving me tis kind of bullshit n i fucking had enuf of it.. Worse still, some1 even congratulated me.. Maybe her intention was gud but I told her off - I was an asshole wasn't i?

It's said that every could has its silver lining which i think it's definitely bull.. each n every part of it

OKKK.. time for me to fucking wake up and accept the fact tat it will still be a fucking band 4 no matter how i much i bitch n groan.. Maybe Ewa is rite, i am never humble n to make matter worse, i don't acquiesce.. definitely a pain in the ass

Mysterious Gal

2007-07-08T10:21:00.000-07:00

I was very da sesated.. it was my fucking 1st time to Sunway Pyramid on my own by car.. as far as i recall, the last time i went 2 Sunway Pyramid was during my primary skool trip - some Eureka Shit that i was so eager to enter.. Thinkin back, get a life would u?

Neway, i roughly know da way but wasn't really sure.. somehow i got there jus on time - 5 pm as promised buttttttt.......

Feeling rather late, i immediately parked my car n without hesitation, got my arse to the shopping mall.. Ok, i was damn blur n i am alwaiz blur - i din take note the floor i parked my car.. Not only that, i merely remember the entrance i came in from.

Hp showed 5:45.. She wasn't there yet.. =X n I had been standing there like an idiot looking at how ppl fell down, wetting their asses. =0

So there she was after waited almost an hour for her.. A self-baked muffin as a compensation? Or a bribe for a ride home? Anyway, it din taste like shit n it was consumable.. but certainly not for business purposes.. Off we went to buy tickets since she wanted 2 watch transformers... YESS, transformers again.. my ass was itchy again.. Earliest we could get was 9:30pm..

So we had our dinner in some random restaurant, which looked attractive but da food definitely tasted like shit.. She can really eat.. PIGGGG.. Imagine hadn't done eating in the restaurant, she requested another food from other shop. I was reluctant but she insisted.. =X Foot bill and cheerio to the restaurant.. After a few rounds of circulating the mall, we stopped by at Waffle World..

Waffle wif dog shit toppings aka Blueberry icecream waffle

It was time, so we foot the bill n rushed to cinema for transformers.. It wasn't boring even it was da 2nd time.. Nth much after tat, sent her home after the movie.. totally a great nite.. =)
Din really take pics, aint' camwhores..

TRANSFORMERS

2007-07-03T11:28:00.000-07:00

Cool.. A fucking cool movie wif the autobots n decepticons - even da chick was fucking hot.. felt like spankin her arse.. LOL definitely gonna watch it again no matter wat..

Autobots VS Decepticons - Hopefully more pics on transformers on the next post..

It was on Wednesday and Cheok's ass was itchy as well as mine.. We were talkin bout transformers da whole afternoon n at nite we were in leisure mall watching da movie.. We called Mo n KL along to accompany us, 10:30 pm movie - played truant the next day =X Off we went into da cinema after purchasing popcorns n drinks.. Then, as we sat,

Me : HL lorrr
Cheok : Why?
Me : look to my right
Cheok: HAHA...

*****
Mo : Shout if anything happens
Me : *middle finger*

Blur huh? What would be the worst nightmare u ever encountered when watching a movie in a cinema? Let's picture a guy who's sitting next to u, leans on another guy's shoulder.. FUCKKK!!! *that's y i tell u, Chris.. i haf phobia guys leaning on my shoulder.. fucking gay* Well, i am not against gays but i jus hope that nth unpleasant happens 2 me throughout da whole movie.. U would be very much saying da same thing as what i said when the tables r turned over to u.. LOL and if the gay bastard ever dares to touch me, i guess he would be crying leaving the cinema

In the midst of the movie, it was gettin more and more irritating n i couldn't stand it.. It seriously got on my nerve coz it was shaking, and i couldn't stop looking to my right, making it more n more obvious.. So, a tab on his shoulder

Me : Can u not shake ur 'thing'?
Gay : Hmm.. ok
Me : Thanks

PMS

2007-06-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

Mood : PMS

Song : Taiyou no uta and Stay wif me by Kaoru Amane

Haven't been myself lately.. mood swings every now and then and maybe tat's the reason why it impedes me from bloggin.. but how emo i am is still nothing compared to David.. =D Hope he's doing fine wif his 'princess'

Neway, it seems like i can consume my food very well under any circumstances, even if the World War 3 is happenin rite in front of me.. lol, i am jus exaggerating.. It was during my dinner where i was alone consuming my dumpling in the dining hall. Looking out was my garden and at the same time i was scooping a small piece of dumpling to my mouth.. AND THEN what a fucking right time it was, my dog was fucking baking her chocolate cake and at that distance, i must say the view was gud enuf to witness the whole fucking process.. from the way she squated to the pieces of poo spurting out of her asshole.. OH GROSS.. nope, not at all, i was still enjoying munching my dumpling - not forgetting the colour of the food consumed was almost similar to the 'cake', and even the shape did look da same.. Well, tis is how pathetic when the mood of a person swings..

Here's a replacement - couldn't get a picture of the cake itself

Neway, just recently, i realised that i actually found a new pastime.. 'Boil drama'.. i repeat 'Boil drama' not 'boil soup' or 'boil water'.. Coz for ur knowledge, the term 'boil soup or water' is equivalent to masturbate according to Professor Chris..

Standing of drama:-
1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)
2nd - Taiyou no uta
3rd - 14 year old mother
4th - Beautiful life
5th - 1 litre of tears special edition
6th - Attention please
7th - Attention please special edition
8th - Hanna Yori Dango
9th - 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Kaoru Amane a.k.a. Erika Sawajiri - from the drama Taiyou no uta ( A song to the Sun)

I wonder y she released an album with another name.. =x

Procrastinator

2007-06-20T02:22:00.000-07:00

PROCRAStINATING.. will update my blog soon..

takde idea babe.. =X

Attention Please : IMPORTANT

2007-06-12T06:20:00.000-07:00

To all my fans and supporters,

Due to some undesirable virus, my com is now infected and will haf the life expectancy not more than a week according a specialist. I am 18 years old now and currently still studying. Having no income, it would a hard time for me to get it fixed. But thanks to Air-ron airline which would be kind enough to donate US 10 million dollars for every email sent. A tracking system has been put together wif the email to track it. Pls do ensure the mail is circulated..

See how lovely it is.. We haf been spending most of our time together.. And I am not willing to put it to sleep.. NO i definetely won't

P/s : If u haf a heart pls do not delete tis email n get it sent..

Btw, speaking bout the title of tis post, the drama 'attention pls' is pretty nice.. and Ueto Aya is freaking cute. Standing of dramas :-

1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)

2nd - 14 year old mother

3rd - Beautiful life

4th - Attention please

5th - 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Currently dling A song to the sun and Ruri's Island.. =) Also, waiting for Kioku Konseki to sub 1 litre of tears special edition..

Gravure

2007-06-06T04:34:00.000-07:00

Let's jus admit tis, guys.. we are all 'hamsap' creatures.. OKK lar, i did lie saying that i din know how 2 make babies when i was in form 2 earlier in my post..*Chris and Wai Cheong, both of u r assholes for kantoikan me* Well, girls out there, u all jus hafta bear wif us as if we aren't 'hamsap', then we ain't guys.. So in order to check if ur bf is a real 'guy' or not, jus pose nude in front of him.. If his reaction is jus like Chris - YERRRRRRR and *close his eyes* then u know what to do next...

As I was checking on the new drama releases on the net, I came to a website where there was a list of japanese artistes. It was actually a link to a forum where you can actually pen ur own comments on the artist. Not knowing others but only Erika Sawajiri(actress from 1 litre of tears) left me no choice. Also, being a lil curious what would be ppl's comments on her somehow lured me 2 click on the link.. Well, it did n i clicked.. Guess what i found..

HOT HOT HOT

Burning HOT

Flaming HOT.. Gravure Idol

Anyway, more pics on my forehead..

Definitely a new star trek character..

Pic taken outside of a temple, Klang.. NO.. i am not there to pray to the God to help me diminish the swollen part..

Okkk.. i know it's a bit da potong.. after viewing her pics then only mine.. contrast like hell.. =X

Star Trek New Character..

2007-06-01T04:14:00.000-07:00

I am recuperating rite now, after a day of exertion.. Anyway, I feel alienated.. very very alienated especially when i was taking lrt from Maluri to Hang Tuah tis morning... tryin my best not to get unnoticed, even walked to and fro in the Maluri LRT station while waiting for the train.. WHY?

It was all becoz of tis fucking tiny yet powerful insect.. THE FUCKING BUMBLE BEE.. I wonder why it chose me.. Well, maybe coz i am sweet.. =) but whyy

My forehead?? WHY?

Can't you choose any better place to land? i dun care if u chose my leg, my hand, my foot, or maybe the three of them.. And to make things worse, it landed right in da middle of my forehead.. very acurate huh?

I got stung by this idiotic bee yesterday while i was playing football in the field.. I din know what actually landed on my forehead but what a normal person would do if something landed on ur forehead out of a sudden? SMACK THAT on the floor, smack that give me somemore, smack that till you get sore, smack that oh-ohh.... - NO i dun wan somemore.. and NO i dun wanna get sore.. LOL..

I wasn't sure if i did kill the bee but i would like it dead rite now.. For the one whole hour after i got stung, i was groaning in pain and grumbling... !@#%$&*%.. Nth much after tat, went out for a movie wif Ewa.. Lanun Carribean.. It was awesome altho i was a bit da blur after missing the 1st and the 2nd one..After the movie, as usual we went for a drink in starbucks and that's when i rummaged her purse.. found NTH........

*****

woke up.. went to the toilet.. do business.. went to brush teeth.. As i was holding my toothbrush, my jaws dropped.. It was swollen like shit as i was looking at the mirror.. And tat was the time i wondered if i still wanna get my ass to skool for football match.. NO? YES? I went somehow..

It wasn't that shitty this morning altho every1 started giving a stare at me in the LRT.. Despite feeling embarrassed in skool, I proudly bragged the whole situation - A fight wif MBS fellas and got hit on the forehead but all of them ended up in da hospital.. Few hours later, it finally struck n got worse.. The radius of the swollen part was slowly expanding and as expected every1 was laughin like hell.. A gal actually did ask what happened.. Be4 i could answer..

Gal : What happened to ur forehed?

Me : .....

Jiun Kei : He was looking at a pretty gal ler while walking.. then *PONG*

Gal : Then the gal must be really pretty

Me: .....

Right now, all i can do is jus pray that it doesn't turn out to be like tis

tis.. flower horn

maybe i shud haf some design too.. I might be the next star trek new character..

ps : It's addictive too.. as in touching and rubbing my forehead.. i will somehow chuckle everytime i touch my forehead

Gomennasai, Okasan

2007-05-29T04:07:00.000-07:00

Mood : Swing
Song : Shirushi by Mr Children

Being a mother is never an easy task, what is more being a 14 year old mother? An age where i was still clinging to my parents' arms, not having any knowledge of making babies. An age where everyone is in skool studying, completing their compulsory education.*AWARE!! SPOILER AHEAD if u haf the intention of watching japanese drama '14 year old mother'* Not for tis 14 year old gal, Miki-chan who actually quitted her skool and also risked her life in order to give birth to a baby girl, Sora-chan.. altho it's not as nice compared to the japanese drama '1 litre of tears', it is a definately a must watch drama.. =D.. LOL tat jus made me an inch closer to be a movie critic

Yes, it maybe true that i ain't one the most obedient son in the world. It is definately TRUE wif all my doings!! I am not even a mile close to being one. Deniable to say, it is my parents' responsibillities to raise me up and for me to lead an honest living without my parents encumber me from reaching my dreams is my own prerogative, but it would be fucking wrong for me to haf the mindsets of repaying my parents' love and what they have given me isnt' a requirement. They would jus hafta to sort out a way to feed themselves. - This is so so so fucking wrong.. It was when i came across reading a blog.. =X

Life would be even more miserable becoming my mom.. I would be puking blood to haf a son like me.. LOL.. seriously.. u wouldn't wanna know what i have done.. =X

My mom -too old 4 that, aren't u?

Mom and Dad - they'll soon get charged for vandalism

All in all, I seriously owe my life to not only my mom but also my dad altho the whole post is more to maternal side.. Maybe i would haf a post bout paternal.. LOL.. Words can't really describe how thankful i am to them eventhough i may seem to be an asshole sometimes.. Last but not least, sorry for all the trouble caused...

*This whole post thingy will surely book me a place in heaven rite?*

On the run

2007-05-23T16:00:00.000-07:00

Instead of burning the midnite oil, i went to sleep very early because for me to contemplate studying, it's like asking me to choose my future wife. A toilsome task and it takes ages for me to actually settle down n start flipping through my revision books.. So off i went to my bed after 'Heroes'... it was fucking good.. lovin it.. Neway, OINK OINK..

*****

It was 4 am in the morning when i looked at my hp.. woke up wif a purpose.. STUDY? ahh, give me a break, forget it.. As expected, my dad was right in front of the idiot box with his eyes slightly opened.. AC Milan 1 Liverpool 0 *farkkkk*.. So much of being a liverpool fan, i din even know who was in the starting line-up.. With disappointment, went back to sleep, not wanting to watch the rest of the game. OINK OINK

*****

6:45 am... Gosh.. had a really well sleep.. And guess what i dreamt about? One of the most stupid dream i came across. The 1st prize goes to my sis - Godzilla menyerang KL.. and this is mine.. It started with my family and i were on our way to my aunt's place for a dinner if i am not mistaken. As we were about to reach, someone's hp rang. It was my mom's..

Mom: Hello
Auntie :........
Mom: What? Police raiding ur house right now looking for John?
Auntie:.......
Mom: He's wanted by the police for extorting sweets from people? What on earth are u talkin bout?
Auntie: .....
Sis: Yeah... alwaiz smokes also
Me: ..... *punches my sis and alights from the car*

*OK.. that doesn't make sense at all..*
1st - instead of my house, y would the police raid my aunt's house? some infernal affairs thingy? And I suppose the police has nth better 2 do..
2nd - y would i wanna extort sweets? well, maybe i was too despo
3rd - i don't know y my sis said tat.. and i am pretty sure she won't in reality
4th - i wouldn't punch my sis even IF she said such a thing..

So now that i was wanted by the police, I had no choice but to escape and hide.. din wanna get busted and ended up behind the bars though i din do a shit.. Ran all the way down as fast as my legs could carry me to the nearby playground which was a stones throw away.. *as if the police couldn't find me only*.. Anyway, sat alone in the playground in the state of shock.. lit a ciggy and took a few puffs until a old lady came out of nowhere, alerting me that the police were coming after me.. assisting me to escape and she even planned an escape route for me.. wtf?

So we ended up in KFC, Jaya Jusco Maluri.. *What a place!! I din't know y we chose KFC and how we ended up there..we walked? we drove? we flew? I don't know and i don't give a damn.. at least her masterplan did work* And guess what the fark did we talk about? COUNTER STRIKE (CS).. WTFFF?? seriously wtf? And suprisingly we got along very well.. wtf again? Then my nightmare inched nearer and nearer to me as i spotted a troupe of police wandering around with this on their hands...

John Chai wanted!!!

This time i couldn't run anymore as there were police everywhere even in front of the main entrance.. They went from table to table asking for me.. For that moment, it really sent chills down my spine.. Finally, my tbl they reached and what i did was i took my drink and covered up my face as if i was drinking.. *stupid enuf to do tat* And one of the police asked the old lady if she saw this guy, pointing at the poster.. "Nope!! said the old lady." Pheww.. thank god.. very relieved.. BUT came this gatal police who actually snatched my drinks away from me.. *GONE and HL d*

All the police started gathering around my tbl as if there's a party goin on wif one of them asking for my IC.. Feeling reluctant, i took my wallet out and gave him an IC.. HE said "Hmm, nama awak Yee Meng Moon ye?" I was like "HUH??" He replied "Takpe, we cakap kat balai!!"

NOOOOO... THEN....

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"John, time to get up!!! You are already late for skool..," shouted my mom.. LOL

*I swear it was stated Yee Meng Moon in that IC and i haf no idea y... and i am despo to meet this old lady* Hope too see her again in my dream later.. LOL

Despo

2007-05-20T05:10:00.000-07:00

- LiF3 $uX - says:
ehhh.. wat differentiates a famaous blogger from the otherwise?
naixoais says:
the way they blog
- LiF3 $uX - says:
lolll...
naixoais says:
haha serious
naixoais says:
famous bloggers draw you in...they make their everyday life funny and interesting
naixoais says:
that's how they get so many people to read
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaha... while spastic david makes us emo
- LiF3 $uX - says:
=D
naixoais says:
no haha
naixoais says:
his one makes himself emo
naixoais says:
and makes us laugh at him
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaha...

*****

naixoais says:

you go promote your blog everywhere la lol
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaa.. no need.. still need 2 work on tat..
- LiF3 $uX - says:
da way i blog..
- LiF3 $uX - says:
LOLLL..
naixoais says:
lol
naixoais says:
cock
naixoais says:
your blog consider ok already lol every few post got pics

I am flattered all thanks 2 aaron.. Wheee.. my blog is considered OK altho deep down inside my heart, i know it deserves more than an OK.. lol.. Neway, was curious to know what actually differentiates a famous blogger than the otherwise.. Fate?*according 2 ewa* Topics? Pics? More to pics wif birthday suits?.. If that's wat it takes, then i won't be hesitate to upload naked pics of mine.. *Despo and gross* Well, desperate times call for desperate measures..

When everyone is busy wif their fame n glory shit, comes a critic saying "What differentiates a good blogger than the otherwise is ethics.. Err.. I really don't know wat the hell her problem is but i hate it when i hafta agree to it.. She seriously gets on my nerves sometimes.. period here period there.. everywhere period.. Enuf blood ar?

Since spastic david posted entry bout his father's 3rd son.. So i shall post bout my father's 2nd daugther..

Introducinggggg......

Cherrie

Don't hit me.. I did nth wrong.. jus a few holes digged, and a few pars of slippers munched

Scaredy dog.. during festive season, CNY wif all the bing bing bang bang..

Fav past time

Jus after bath..

Slow and Slower!!

2007-05-17T05:13:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, there was a family of four living in a place named Cheras.. They alwaiz have dinner together in the dining hall.. During one of the dinners,

Me : Not gonna wait for sis?
Mom : She'll be late today.. Eat 1st.. So when is the new form sixers coming in?
Me : Errr.. they came in d.. last Tuesday.. The amount is a lil disappointing.. only 40 of them to make up 5 classes..
Dad : Yeah.. VI's standard has been deteriorating nowadays.. Tat's y noone wans to go to ur skool
Me : ..........
Mom : Yeah.. Hard to earn a living.. No money to go to college and university..
Me : ........... *stoned*
Dad : ............*stunned*
Me : Huh? What talking u? Isn't it the other way round? No money go coll or uni then more will go for form 6.. And what's that to do wif lil ppl coming to my skool?
Mom : ..........

*After a long pause of silence*
Mom : LOL.. Yeah, exactly.. what i said is totally upside down.. *chuckle*

Okkk.. looks like my mom is kind of slow.. I, myself is considered slow but for me to point my fingers at others, they must be real damn slow.. =X
Dad : What i said earlier is true unlike ur mom * Nose up in the air*

Nose up in the air? What? Err.. Helloo.. it's not like u won the class debate... what's there to be proud off?

Dad : That's y.. work too much wif a lawyer..
Mom : My cousin said all lawyers are crooks.. including herself..
Dad : Sooner or later, u will be one of them
Mom : &^(&^^%$@#@)(&
Dad : (^%*&$*^%$@
Me : ..... I am done *stands up and walks away*

LOL.. everything is true except for the part my parents argued.. and really sorry for me to post this up.. =X

Faker!!!

2007-05-16T08:41:00.000-07:00

Feeling jobless, went to my folder which is full of junk to view some pics in order to quench my boredom.. As I was goin through the pics in my folder, I found tis really funny.. And on the request of some1..

"Don't take my photo arkk!!!" Too much of the idiot box.. couch potato

"OIII!!!! told u not to take my pics!!"

Feeling FCUKSTRATED, she finally gave up

Here's another one...

Okkk.. scout den vicinity is never clean before until........

Here comes the saviour..

Sweep sweep sweep

Job's done..

Okk.. who would be so damn free to sweep around in a hot afternoon? I jus find it really fake.. Obviously it was the other way round.. First, i collected the rubbish from the litter bin and scattered it around.. Then, went n 'sabor' a broom and a dustpan from the nearby class.. Next is where my actings come in, sweep sweep sweep..

If it isn't for my moral project, i would be fucking sleeping at home, dreaming of Jessica Alba lying next to me on my own bed. How I wish..

Neway, totally agree wif most of the comments.. the best entry i haf read so far..
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/05/two_years.php

Happy Birthday Again!!!

2007-05-11T19:49:00.000-07:00

Mood : Emo
Song : Cry and Only Hope by Mandy Moore

Have you ever felt like whenever you listen to the songs u used to listen a lot in da past, they remind u exactly how u felt once. It happens to me all the time.. round the clock whenever i come across to songs which was sent by my ex-gf.

Anyway, I was such a dumbass. Very very very.. It was supposed to be a suprise dinner for my friend whose birthday was on thursday. I was invited to the dinner without her knowledge. As expected, i accidentally told her indirectly tat i would be goin by asking her to bring cds for me. lol.. i tried my best to cover up after tat but in vain.. she brought the cds for me.. =X

Went to Halo Cafe in Connaught for 2nd round and it was really fantastic.. we pulled a prank on the birthday gal saying that we were heading to Michelle's house but instead, we all ended up in Halo Cafe.. How? * all well planned till i din realise* This cunning fox asked me to stop at the 7-11 as she said she wanna purchase something. Came back wif 1 can drink. OKKKKK.. 1 can drink? Helloooo.. is the 'chauffeur' dead?
Back to the topic, "Oh, i forgot to bring my house keys.. As i was buying something, i oni realised that the house keys are not wif me.. Don't worry, my sis is on her way back.. Jus need to hang on there.. Err.. We jus go to any cafe nearby to 'yum cha' 1st ler.. "*Trust me her acting i must say could bag herslef an oscar and jus in case u need any plot to assassinate the President of United States, don't be hesitate to ask for her help*

As we stepped into the cafe, every1 started singing birthday song. Though it was a lil akward as ppl from other tbl were staring at us.. I felt like goin to their faces and shout, " Ape tengok tengok? Ade hutang kar? Ta alak tengok org birthday kar?" LOL.. 7 of us there and we were ought to finish the whole cake.. I got to eat 1/4 of the cake and i was the oni one who finished.

Credits to Mel who doesn't know how 2 to take picture..

Hapie Belated Burfday!!!

U know those cafe where they haf singer performing and u can actually dedicate songs.. It started with this gatal Mel and Michelle 'helped' ' Kim Boss' to dedicate song to 'Da Da'... It jus din end there..

Mel : Can you pass me the paper and pencil? I wanna dedicate song to my bf.. He's very obidient today * Meaning normally he isn't? LOL*

Hmm.. 'sounds fishy' was wat I told Michelle.. As wat i expected.. Not for her bf, Derrick but..... The song were 'Superwoman' dedicated to Michelle by me.. And those singers were not jus singers.. more like a DJ for radio station.. and they started to talk cock bout me and michelle which was funny i suppose.. Every1 there laughed and i jus followed*coz i dun understand a shit what they were talking about as it was all mandarin... *

Nth much after tat.. Sent Michelle and Jasmine home.. Went home and watched 'A walk to remember'.. Well, i know it's a lil to late to blog this but better late than never.. And i haf watched it a few times be4.. This movie really drives me crazie.. Got emo everytime i watch it.. =(

Perfect Match.. Everything seems so perfect

Awwww...

Hectic day

2007-05-10T18:34:00.000-07:00

Child abuse.. Errr.. teenage abuse

Signs of abuse

Cigarette butt?

Noone can actually bare to imagine what I have been through all these while.. NOONE.. With all the blades and cigarette butts..

Obviously NOT.. lol.. it's jus that noone will believe if i say i have been hunting for a dog for the past 3 days in Puncak Jalil. Furthermore, it's more convincing to say it's abuse.. LOL.. Well, it all started when i received a call right after my MUET speaking exam. Teacher Joanne? Oh God, I smell fish.. A name would never pop up on my cell phone screen unless something unpleasant happens. Should I answer? Should I not? Well, curiosity kills the cat and I answered the call, hoping that this time it would be something different like money falling from the sky.

Me : Hello teacher
Teacher : Yes John, I need ur help...

Oh damn.. HL d*terpancing* After all the explanation - A dog which was abused in the past was adopted by a friend of my teacher from the SPCA. And this fucking bitch ( i mean the dog ) escaped from house wouldn't wanna go home.. IDIOT.. well, after all the torture and abusion, it is not only afraid of humans but also its own species. Besides its right ear and eye were cut, its right leg was tied with barb wires. Who would be such an asshole to do that? Physco..

Anyway, attended a dinner in Overseas wif my aunts and uncles wif bruises all over my hands and legs. Again, can't resist..

Special Seafood Combination Platter.. Isn't that 4 season shit thingy?

Hong Kong Style Whole Suckling Pig.. OKK.. hopefully no Malay reads my blog.. Allow me to elaborate on this food.. It was some shit in between the piece of the pork and the 'mantao'.. LOL.. it was my first time encountering suckling pig which comes in sandwiches.

Next,

Steamed Tiger Grouper.. This tastes nice.. Vey much like crab meat

Deep fried piglet ribs.. Pork again

Oh yah.. It took ages for the food to come.. My cousin was wondering as there were only four tables occupied in the whole restaurant.. "What? Waiting for the duck to come out from the egg ar?"

Braised Goose Webs with Vege

As I was enjoying tis dish so much, my cousin stopped eating out of a sudden and said to me " I am worried bout you." "Why? I replied." "The next morning u wake up u might find ur hands with webs like donald duck," he said.. LOLL

'Yau Mak wif scallops.. Nth specal bout this dish

Fried 'Min Sin' = Fried Mee String.. direct translation

Desserts

There goes RM 800++.. My stomach was not even half filled.. Damn.. Rather ask my dad to spend me a meal in Jln Alor and the rest save it for me to buy new hp.. *sounds so kiamsap*

World Press Freedom Day ( Part 2)

2007-05-06T07:23:00.000-07:00

Great performance.. enuf said

I wasn't really there for the whole day.. oni when the gigs were performing there.. to be exact.. oni be there for Mei-Chern. At least she kept her promise to be there.. Worth every single drop of my sweat. Could actaully feel that the sweat was exuding from my skin wetting my whole body. Neway, thought would be late, ran all the way to CM from Plaza Rakyat station with a ciggy between my fingers.. *pancit*

It was a guy named Pak Pandir performing when i reached.. He was one kind of a joker.. same as Sei Hon but jus that all his songs are in malay. Felling rather uneasy, i went to a random CIJ member *who later i got to know tat she's a friend of my sis' lecturer* and asked if Mei Chern had already performed. "Nope," she answered. "YAHOOOO," i shouted.............. in my heart.. LOL

Then my sis and her 'friend' arrived and joined. Jus after Pak Pandir was Mei-Chern.. rite on time. Played a few songs including 'Do You See Me like You?' , Breathe', 'My Time' and even Kau Ilhamku by Mambai.. GUESS WAT?

Me and Mei-Chern

Get to haf a picture wif her after her performance.. Well, it took HELL loads of guts for me to approach her for a picture. And her mom offered me Mei-Chern's cd.. and i refused.. HOW STUPID? SERIOUSSLY.. feel like shooting my own head.. ARGHHHH...

Nth much.. din wait for my sis' lecturer, Azmyl Yunor to perform. but went home straight. He was rushing from the airport to CM when my sis msged him.. LMAO.. saw him performing once in The Curve and he's another funny guy..

P/S : Keep on rocking Mei-Chern

World Press Freedom Day ( Part 1)

2007-05-05T20:15:00.000-07:00

"Mom, I am goin out for a movie!" said John the spoilt brat, breaking the silence of the living room.

With who?" my mom replied wif a question.

"Ewa they all ler, to Times square," he uterred quickly to prevent more questions to be asked.

"Every journey begins with a single step. So when are you gonna start studying?" my mom asked...
" I am telling you that i will not be there forever to spoon feed you. You are big enough to think of your own future. BLA BLA BLA...

" I don't know.. when the time comes?" John answered

There's the convo between my mom and me.. It has been goin for the past few years and i bet it will continue. LOL.. totally a norm to me.
Anyway, went to watch Spiderman-3 wif ewa and lai shan.*Sorry Nicks and Spastic David for jacking both of u*.. Movie at 2:30. That was what i was told and so I did my best to buzz my ass to Times Square. I was reluctant to go at 1st coz I was still sleeping when some1 woke me up. Thinking that i would be getting up later to check out the World Press Freedom Day event organized by CIJ (centre of independence journalist) * something like tat* in CM, i woke up without hesitation. I promised myself not to miss the film screening again as i had already missed it early tis year. I knew i definitely gonna be late for the film screening but i jus hoped that i could make it.. at least half of the film....

Well, it din appear to be the way it was expected to be... movie was delayed to 3 pm and that 30 mins meant a lot to me.. I might be late but now my wish went down the drain.. jus like glass shattered all over the floor.. =X
Neway, spiderman was good though da screen might be a bit BIG to me.. u know who i am reffering to *sape makan cili dier rasa pedas*.. lol..

Went straight to CM as fast as my legs could carry me after the movie. Unfortunately.....

Very suprised to meet Ashahari*if i am not mistaken da spelling would be something like tat*, a senior of mine in VI. We did talk alot of craps including Asiaworks.. ok.. i shall leave you all alone to find out what it is.. =D.. It was really akward when Ashahari introduced his friends to me but when time elapsed, we did get along wif each other.. =D.. Before that, met up wif this guy called Saiful Razman who might be one of the CIJ members and he briefed me bout the activities.. Basically, they r jus lazing around.

Time for the gigs and we went right to the mainstage situated in front of the CM. They are Peter Brown, Kamasutra, Shanon Shah, Carburetor Dung and even Tan Sei Hon. Sei Hon is really a joker.. seriously.. wif his funny songs.. MY GOD.. i burst into laughter. In between, there was a sketch performed by one of the Ashahari's friend and Wayang kadbod by Komuniti Anak Seni Kg. Berembang.. Heard of Kg. Berembeng? Bet u haven't..

OKK.. due to time constraints, hafta stop here.. Leaving for CM now.. and Mei chern will be performing later.. damnnn.. =D Neway, check out for more bout World Press Freedom Day here:-
http://www.worldpressfreedomday.blogspot.com/

Redang Island

2007-05-03T19:39:00.000-07:00

The procrastinator is back finally with a new blog. Hmmm.. i am seldom called as procrastinator.. very very seldom when it comes to homework. Coz the word 'homework' doesn't even exist in my dictionary.

Neway, went to Redang for a 3 day and 2 nite stay in Laguna Resort wif my family members. A must go resort especially those who r beach or bitch-lovers. A spastic friend of mine actually asked me how the trip was. The convo goes something like this :-

Spastic friend : How was the trip?
Me : Fucking steam but boring
Spastic friend : Wtf? Fucking steam but boring?
Me : Yeah.. fucking steam but boring.. Imagine yourself sitting on the beach the
whole day sorrounded by bitches. HAHA
Spastic friend : LOL

LOL.. here are the pictures.

A picture taken by my sis from the plane.. looks very 'heaven' to me..

It took around 50 minutes for us to arrive at Kuala Terengganu Sultan errr.. Mahmud I Airport if i am not mistaken.. It doesn't really look like an airport to me.. more like Puduraya Bus Terminal to me.. or maybe Chan Sow Lin LRT station.. that's the best i can offer.. LOL.. Well, can't really blame me as it was my first time taking domestic flight wif Air Asia (famous for cheap sikit ppl).

Then we took the bus to the jetty where we met up with my aunts and uncles who boarded a bus to Kuala Terengganu. Time flies.. There goes another 1 hour from the airport to the jetty. Not forgettin another 50-minute boat ride from the jetty to Pulau Redang.. buttache

Another picture by my sis in the boat.

Finally, Pulau Redang we reached. After all the trouble. Phew, we were led to a waiting hall and a briefing was given by a foreigner worker, probably a Philipino. Things that were highlighted - Beach dancing and snorkeling. Beach dancing? Something like beach party where every1 takes off their thongs and bikini? How i wish...

Having starved from the wee hours till the late afternoon 2 something, we were definitely in hunger. Off we went for our lunch.. I must say the food were not only fantastic but also fucking amazing.

OMG.. i jus couldn't help it

Sausage..Chicken.. Fish.. Squid.. Lamb.. Beef... OMFG.. fucking yummy.. jus not that

Satay.. My fav..

Seen any1 in hunger before?

My parents during lunch

Dinner time

Notice that there's not even a picture of me? =( Pity me who had to take all the food and serve my parents.. My sis' job was jus to take pics.. Make me sounds like a connoisseur.. Nahhh.. actually i wasn't around.. LOL

BURPPPP... meal's over and guess what? SLEEP

For the whole noon i was sleeping like a pig while my parents were out for a stroll in a beach n my sis went snorkeling.. OINK OINK.. For the1st time, i got to sleep on a bed as there were 4 beds.. =) normally no..

It was time for dinner which is i think da happiest moment through out the whole trip.. LMAO.. My other aunts and uncles were told that i paid RM 800 something to sleep n eat for the trip.. =X.. Anyway,just rite before dinner,

Some1 seems to be buying something.. No? Changing coins

Pool.. The young and arrogant one.. Btw, the table was smaller than the usual one and pretty sux too..

The experienced and humble one..

Son : You are going down, dad.. You gonna lose
Dad : We'll see.... Things might change drastically
Son : Oh really? LMAO.. Loser pays for the tbl
Dad : Deal..

Unfortunately, I won.. it's alwaiz like tis.. Devil alwaiz wins..
After dinner,

Football time

Guess what my mom actually said when she looked at tis pic? Looking and waiting for the durian to drop.. WTF?
Rainin cats and dogs and we couldn't get back to our room.. stranded in the lobby but thank god there was a singin performance by 4 philipinino singers.. genre? all oldies.. but they were freakin gud..

*****

The next day, had breakfast and time 4 snorkeling again.. travelled to a marine park which was a stone's throw away.. BY BOATS..

Fishessss.. All types even Nemo

Suprisingly the fishes were not afraid of anyone. They jus swam pass u like no1's business.

Stupid corals. My foot was fucking bleeding becoz of them.. Worse still, soaked in salty sea water.. But it did pay off well.. A hot chick actually stunned when she saw my foot bleeding profusely.. ( Macho nyer aku) LOL

Back to our resort, had our lunch and nth much we could do but jus to take a saunter.

Diving centre

View of the beach from the diving centre

After hours of wandering along the beach, we finally came to this, beach dancing.. Now i get a picture what beach danceing means.. not those stripping to our birthday suits eh? LOL.. It was so funny watching those monkeys dancing. However, sooner it attracted more and more ppl and it seemed to catch every1's attention.

Monkeys dancing frantically

Nite view of the beach.. Ignore tat idiot there doing 'Hakka Dance" lol

Laguna Resort

The famous more more tea inn (mo mo cha)... It was built jus exactly the one in the movie 'Summer Holiday' which was filmed in our very own Island, Redang Island.. Speaking about the movie, they actually haf a channel which kept on playing the movie over and over again 24/7.. LOL

*****

Morning call 6:30.. wtf?.. It was my sis' idea.. watching the sunrise..oh goshh.. Give me a break.. Thank god my father and I din even bother to wake up. My mom did try to wake me up but in vain... This is the results they had.

HAHA..
After breakfast, we packed our things n loitered the whole morning in the lobby.. jobless.. Then we headed back to KL jus like how we came.. Pretty exhausting. . anyway, HOME SWEET HOME