HOT

Y is Dawn Yang freaking cun n hot? WHYYYY? *tis has been botherin me lately*

My heart melts everytime i see her pics.. okkk.. i sound like a pervert

Good News!! She is dating me.. 4 real

How i wish i can be da teddy bear? =X

Alrite, she's freakin sweet n gorgeous.. Top 25 sexiest gal in FHM ..bla bla bla.. Guess it takes me a lifetime 2 find some1 like tat.. LMAO *building a castle + twin tower+ Disneyland in the air*

DEAD

Feeling: Annoyed

Song: Bu Neng Shou De Mi Mi by Jay Chou

Ewa said my blog is so dead... N i hafta admit it, not in da mood of bloggin lately..

Anyway, haf been watching lotz of movies lately.. 'Ratatouille' on Tuesday nite wif 'Fei Hai' n Cheok in leisure mall-thank goodness no more gays sitting next 2 me.. N 'Secret' on the followin day wif Koi Yi in Times Square.. N almost wanted to watch Evan Almighty wif 'Fei Hai' n Cheok in Mid Valley yesterday..

Jay Chou

Ye Xiang Lun n Lu Xiao Yu

Neway, i jus realised tat i inherited my mom's nervous temperament.. =X Well, u knowww la my mom, gets panicked every single min especially when i ain't at home - out 2 yum cha n back home in the wee hours.. she will call every half n hour n ask the same old question altho she knows what i gonna reply her

Mom: *wif a laluk voice* When u gonna come home?
Me: Soon
Mom: Hmm.. * Hangs up*

After 1 hour,
Mom: Why aren't u home yet? U r having tuition early in da morning 2morrow
Me: Soon lar
Mom: Nmmm.. *Hangs up*

After a few hours,
Mom: Where r u now?
Me : In my room sleeping now lar
Mom: Oh, ok.. *Hangs up*


Pretty gud in sneaking into the house n vice versa.. Ketara she has tis nervous temperament.. but every parent does feel da same for their children.. pretty sure 4 tat..

Back to the topic.. I was on my way for my General Paper test which i had signed up earlier *yeah, need to pay 4 tat* in Kasturi on Thursday when i received a msg from my friend saying tat we mus sit according to the number we registered.. As far as i recall, i din register wif him.. GULP..n the 1st person who came into my mind was my other friend, ying ling who registered wif me.. Having no colour pencils, no calculator, no knowledge -i started 2 feel da 'cuakness' n was jus thinkin of turnin back but u all know, John Chai isn't tat sampah afterall.. =X

Exam was about 2 start n Ying Ling was nowhere to be seen.. =X Cuak.. She reached jus on time n I guess we screwed up da paper together..

UPDATES!!!

UPDATES below da post 'Best friends'.. pls scroll down

BEST FRIENDS!!!

August 3rd 2007, the day that i will never ever forget in my whole fucking life.. I will ensure tat tis incident will linger in my mind forever.. YES FOREVERRRRRR.. Well, i guess every1 has to acquiesce that friends r ubiquitous, but think twice if u haf the same mind-sets for best friends.. Having a best friend is jus as hard as finding pictures like tis

WAT? no big deal? yes it's definitely a fucking big deal - this kind of pics, u can oni see once in ur life time.. =X
*previous photo has been removed due to some1's bitching*

Ok, let's get back to business.. was out wif my buddy, Ewa in times square for a movie.. SIMPSONS - it was fucking funny n humourous.. jus a few days back, i actually told my friends that i ain't gonna watch it, not really a die-hard fan of simpsons.. and who would be such a fucking loser to waste RM 10 for simpsons? Answer: EVERY1..

I was still grumbling bout da movie throughout the 1st 5 mins.. N da rest 85 mins i was among one of the losers laughing the loudest in the cinema.. It totally proved me wrong - the perceptions that i haf for simpsons

The Simpsons

My fav character - Maggie

OK OK, got carried away a lil by Simpsons.. really gettin back to business.. As i was chit-chatting wif ewa in the cinema be4 the movie started, some1 caught my fucking attention.. It was my fucking best friend, Chen Jovi again.. accompanied by my fucking crush, Ruth Choy..

MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND WIF MY CRUSH.. how can u accept tat? my heart was shattered into million of pieces.. *Sob sob sob* Anyway, i jus wanna let every1 know tat no matter wat Jovi will alwaiz be my fucking best friend n life goes onnnnn..

List of top Bestest friends
Me - Jovi
Aaron - Jiun Kei
Nick Kee - Wei Lun
Wooi Hong - Big mouth guy and Wei Lun
Chris - Duncan

*supposed to haf each of every1's photoshopped pic side by side but i suck in photoshop.. 2 bad.. btw, imagination shud be gud enuf*
p/s : If u r so happened to read tis, never!! i will never ever fall 4 u - i jus don't wan history to repeat itself jus like the mother fucking Jess Chong's case.. tq

SPA!!

Mood : Emo
Song : Both OST for taiyou no uta drama and movie version

Standing of drama:-

1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)

2nd - Taiyou no uta

3rd - 14 year old mother

4th - Beautiful life

5th - Attack No. 1

6th - Hana Yori Dango 2

7th - 1 litre of tears special edition

8th - Attention please

9th - Attention please special edition

10th - Hanna Yori Dango

11th - Taiyou no uta movie version

12th- 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Lazy n procrastinating as usual....
Well, a lil late but better than never.. Last last last last last Sunday if i am not mistaken, went to 'Eco-paradise' which is situated in Sunway Mas for spa.. SPAAA - not those spas u come across for relaxation and invigoration.. wif those 'cun' chicks massaging n pampering u.. It's more to a health spa.. =X - Gud for cancer patients.. especially lungs.. wonder y my mom brings me along... HMMM.. any idea u guys?

Dad having a briefing..

Mom scouting around..

They even haf bathrooms

That's me wif a fuckin blur face.. n pic taken be4 da spa

*****

After the spa,

After Spa.. see da fuckin diff? I was wet to my fucking skin.. had been perspiring profusely..

Obviously, it was like 30 over degrees inside da mother fucking room.. more like sauna 2 me.. If u guys ever wanna haf a try out, jus stand under da mother fucking sun for 40 mins.. The condition is jus as feeling the intense heat of the fucking scorching sun.

Worker : How did u feel, sir? Very refreshing huh?

Dad : Yup.. *coughs - ehem*

Worker : Are u ok, sir?

Dad : Nah it's nth.. jus a normal cough.. *turns to me n whispered* Of coz feel refreshing ler, put us in a mother fucking hot 'sauna' then got us exposed 2 air cond once we got out from da 'sauna'

Me: LOL

*****

After all da shit, went to 1 Utama for lunch.. Well, after the whole mornin of exertion, guess it's a green light 2 haf a fucking promising meal..

Off we went to....

Ikan dan Syarikat..

Hmmm.. wat 2 order?

Oh damnnn.. freaking nice but it wasn't mine..

All i had was jus ice-cream while my dad, mom n sis had their own main courses.. fucking unfair

Obviously not, was supposed 2 go 2 Sushigroove after 'Ikan dan Syarikat' but it was 2 time consuming n sis was late 4 work.. *Sob Sob*.. But thank god got 2 eat in Sushigroove the following week which was last last last last last Sunday..

SUSHI!!!

Nice!! Same goes to the interior design of da restaurant

Lotz of choices 2..


Couldn't stand da boredom while waiting 4 da stupid food 2 come.. Found tis shit which was extra dumb.. "Who says that sushi is tasteless without soy sauce?? Most of our sushi is already pre-cooked, pre sauced so u DON'T NEED to dip in soy sauce".. WTF.. tat seriously sound stupid n dumb 2 me..

Fried Tempura.. Tis was fucking KNNCCBB awesome..

some random dish.. tis is jus opposite of the fried tempura.. wrong choice..

There was another dish but be4 i remember taking pic of it, i had already walloped it..

Rite be4 leaving da place, it was a golden oppurtunity 4 me 2 snap a shot of da restaurant.. but da prob was i din switch off my flash.. n tat made the whole mother fucking crowd looking at me as if i jus stripped n showed them my 10-inch dick.. OPPS *cheerio n fucked off as fast as possible*

Happy Birthday!!!

Mood : Lazy
Song : It's a happy line by Yui

List of dramas to be watched..

1. Attack No1

2. I love u Mom

3. Orange Days

4. Summer Snow

5. Gokusen

6. Aijou Ippon

N farkk.. haf been dling Ruri's Island for ages, still no seed.. KNNCCB.. currently watching Attack No1 n Taiyou no uta movie version which Yui is playing as Kaoru Amane..

Neway, a real procrastinator.. It took me more than a week to actually upload da pics n blog about it.. It is supposed to be a joint party between Nick Kee and my fucking best friend, Chen Jovi.. N guess what? Nick Kee jacked my best friend's party by giving excuses his house couldn't accommodate Jovi's friends.. =( What a gud hospitality I HATE U, NICK KEE FOR THAT...

Hmmm.. i guess i brought da most meaningful present.. not trying 2 boast but i really think i did, if oni u know wat i am trying 2 say.. Chris and Bo came a lil late, well, Indians r alwaiz late.. =D

Not even a word of hi,

Chris : U goin clubbing huh?

Me : .........

U think i wanna wear da shirt bought by my sis in Germany so much? It has been on my chair for ages waiting to get rot oni.. =X I was on my way out n my sis gatal suddenly n asked me 2 change

Everybody being jobless.. It was fucking boring

So off we went 2 accompany Chris to see his gf, Elena in the 'nearby' steamboat restaurant.. It turned out to be they were celebratin some1's birthday there too.. =X
p/s : See the china apek carrying his mug? all da way from his house

It was freaking boring not to mention, i only kenal Elena, Vivek n Isaac.. sat at the roadside talking cock stories while waiting 4 back ups.. 3 cars were summoned 2 fetch us back to Nick Kee's house. =X

from left : Wai Leong, Nick Kee - the birthday boy, Ying Ling, Joanne, Lik Sheng.. N no idea whose head it is..


=X


2 many.. Jus tell me which guy u r interested n i'll tell u his contact.. =X


Whong being jobless


'Hoi sam sei the birthday boy lor'

p/s : sorry joanne, blame yee hui for blocking ur face

N lastly,

The kings of Bollywood

I AM FUCKED!!! - 2nd part

i knew it.. i knew that whong would bitch bout his MUET results.. tat's 4 sure and i ain't done wif it.. i mean my fucking MUET results.. currently in da state between the devil and the deep blue sea.. Pn. Vasantha, my Muet-subject teacher thinks i shud retake my Muet n a few of my friends actually ask me to contemplate retaking it.. And 2 me, i found it meaningless to resit..

*TADAAHHHHH*



Okkk.. i really screwed up my speaking n writing... 28 over 45 and 34 over 75.. FUCKK

I guess my engarish are not da powderfullll too... rite Chris?

I am FUCKED!!!

I fucking flunked my MUET.. while every single of my friend obtained a solid band 5 or 6, I got a fucking band 4.. Not to mention that my sis achieved a band 6 when she was in form 6.. It was a total disaster to actually come back for form 6.. Tis jus fucking gives my uncles n aunts a fucking opportunity to actually compare my results wif hers..

So much of being a band 7 student.. definitely building castle in the air and the pathetic part was every1 was saying.. "Don't worry, u definitely can.. u r smart or The way u blog is gud enuf to get a band 5" - Stop giving me tis kind of bullshit n i fucking had enuf of it.. Worse still, some1 even congratulated me.. Maybe her intention was gud but I told her off - I was an asshole wasn't i?

It's said that every could has its silver lining which i think it's definitely bull.. each n every part of it

OKKK.. time for me to fucking wake up and accept the fact tat it will still be a fucking band 4 no matter how i much i bitch n groan.. Maybe Ewa is rite, i am never humble n to make matter worse, i don't acquiesce.. definitely a pain in the ass

Mysterious Gal

I was very da sesated.. it was my fucking 1st time to Sunway Pyramid on my own by car.. as far as i recall, the last time i went 2 Sunway Pyramid was during my primary skool trip - some Eureka Shit that i was so eager to enter.. Thinkin back, get a life would u?

Neway, i roughly know da way but wasn't really sure.. somehow i got there jus on time - 5 pm as promised buttttttt.......

Feeling rather late, i immediately parked my car n without hesitation, got my arse to the shopping mall.. Ok, i was damn blur n i am alwaiz blur - i din take note the floor i parked my car.. Not only that, i merely remember the entrance i came in from.

Hp showed 5:45.. She wasn't there yet.. =X n I had been standing there like an idiot looking at how ppl fell down, wetting their asses. =0

So there she was after waited almost an hour for her.. A self-baked muffin as a compensation? Or a bribe for a ride home? Anyway, it din taste like shit n it was consumable.. but certainly not for business purposes.. Off we went to buy tickets since she wanted 2 watch transformers... YESS, transformers again.. my ass was itchy again.. Earliest we could get was 9:30pm..

So we had our dinner in some random restaurant, which looked attractive but da food definitely tasted like shit.. She can really eat.. PIGGGG.. Imagine hadn't done eating in the restaurant, she requested another food from other shop. I was reluctant but she insisted.. =X Foot bill and cheerio to the restaurant.. After a few rounds of circulating the mall, we stopped by at Waffle World..

Waffle wif dog shit toppings aka Blueberry icecream waffle

It was time, so we foot the bill n rushed to cinema for transformers.. It wasn't boring even it was da 2nd time.. Nth much after tat, sent her home after the movie.. totally a great nite.. =)
Din really take pics, aint' camwhores..

TRANSFORMERS

Cool.. A fucking cool movie wif the autobots n decepticons - even da chick was fucking hot.. felt like spankin her arse.. LOL definitely gonna watch it again no matter wat..

Autobots VS Decepticons - Hopefully more pics on transformers on the next post..

It was on Wednesday and Cheok's ass was itchy as well as mine.. We were talkin bout transformers da whole afternoon n at nite we were in leisure mall watching da movie.. We called Mo n KL along to accompany us, 10:30 pm movie - played truant the next day =X Off we went into da cinema after purchasing popcorns n drinks.. Then, as we sat,

Me : HL lorrr
Cheok : Why?
Me : look to my right
Cheok: HAHA...

*****
Mo : Shout if anything happens
Me : *middle finger*

Blur huh? What would be the worst nightmare u ever encountered when watching a movie in a cinema? Let's picture a guy who's sitting next to u, leans on another guy's shoulder.. FUCKKK!!! *that's y i tell u, Chris.. i haf phobia guys leaning on my shoulder.. fucking gay* Well, i am not against gays but i jus hope that nth unpleasant happens 2 me throughout da whole movie.. U would be very much saying da same thing as what i said when the tables r turned over to u.. LOL and if the gay bastard ever dares to touch me, i guess he would be crying leaving the cinema

In the midst of the movie, it was gettin more and more irritating n i couldn't stand it.. It seriously got on my nerve coz it was shaking, and i couldn't stop looking to my right, making it more n more obvious.. So, a tab on his shoulder

Me : Can u not shake ur 'thing'?
Gay : Hmm.. ok
Me : Thanks