Japan - Day 2

Hisashiburi - never once i tot it would bring me so much trouble 2 update.. yea, i know.. it's way 2 late to update tis.. it's half way through.. It has to be done somehow

Ohayo gozaimasu.. It started wif breakfast - a buffet where i lost hold of myself.. Greed started to overpover me.. At least, i walloped everything without leavin a single rice.. even 'absconded' wif at least 10 or more packets of sea weeds.. LOL

Fugly isn't it? da way i eat..

Then we hied to the main entrance, waiting to board the bus.. N there was tis fuckin irritating n self-centered fuckin fam which were all da time late.. round da fucking clock

It says WELCOME!!! in chinese.. LOL.. coz i know most of u r chinese illiterate.. =D it was rite outside the hotel.. pic taken while waiting for others..

Then, v started our journey later as scheduled thanks to da fuckin fam.. =X after much drivin n butt ache, finally.... Oh yah, da 1st day itself v learned some funny words.. Instead teaching us arigatoh, the tour guide taught us another word of gratitude which is HAI TOR MOU- i couldn't stop laughin throughout da whole journey.. It's jus so fucking wrong thankin other ppl by saying their pussies has so much hair

I left no stone unturned to take every single shot.. U know, being a 'sakai' for seeing snow for the 1st time.. was moving to n fro in da bus 2 capture the pics

Who dares 2 play? It had already sent chills up to my spine without even trying it out..

Same goes to tis 1.. ask me to try solero shot or something like tis, i would rather wash VI toilet for 1 week.. HAHA

Some random pics from da bus,

A house out of nowhere.. i think it would take at least an hour drive 2 da nearest town... =X

Finally, after more than an hour,

Foot of Mt. Fuji.. couldn't get to top of Mt. Fuji as it was all covered wif snow..

That's my 1st time touching snow.. It was freakin cold but soft..

I haf no idea where i was.. even if i did, i probably had forgotten.. all thanks to my procrastination..

some random building which v entered to haf a slide show of Mt. Fuji

Cousin : How come u only haf 1 pose? Hands behind n a serious face..
Me : ..... Fine lar fine lar

I guess i need more practice.. At least i aint a poser n i don't cam-whore

V were busy takin pics even v were told v would be given opportunity 2 take later on.. Every1 was so excited n even both the childish uncles were playing snowballs..

Tat's my uncle, cousin n aunt..

Led by our tour guide, v had slide show on Mt Fuji, din bother 2 watch coz it was in Mandarin

Mt. Fuji.. will definitely conquer it someday

My cousin n I..

There, i bought some souvenirs n snacks.. it was freaking costly.. =X well, not much things 2 see n do there.. lousy tourist spot.. - Kent Nah, if u see tis then do something bout it.. =D
Feeling rather reluctant, every1 boareded the bus n headed 2 our next destination which wasn't far from there.. some rural area..

y can't my house be something like tis? y aren't there snow in Malaysia? y?

Another 1.. tis looks small but i bet it's cozy.. Any house will do as long as there's snow.. =D

I felt like lying on da snow n do da angel thingy.. I saw a kid 'tar pau-ing' some snow in a bottle.. Maybe i shud have done da same for souvenirs for each of every1 of u..gud fucking idea. =X Tat's Mt Fuji.. such a waste v couldn't hike it.. If v could, i bet v could catch a bird's eye view on the city..

Looks a bit heaven like me.. wif cloud circles its peak.. wat a scenery

Crystal clear.. If u find tis in KL, i wash ur toilet for 1 month..

As i walked, i found quite a number of tis - no idea what it's for..what u think? is it
a) i think after a toilsome day of work, u can drink.. or
b) maybe after having ur business done n the water tab in the restroom is out of order, a perfect place for u 2 wash ur shitty hands?=X

well, the main purpose for u is 2 wash ur hands.. guess it will bless u wif no idea wat.. =D

Well, as usuall.. i look 2 serious and my tour guide suggested that i smile more.. i look nth but a doornail.. dead

On the contrary,

Tis is more than wat they asked for.. my 'gedik' face.. LMAO who says i can't pose n smile? No more allegations made


No idea wat it's but what matters most is it smells nice what is more i was freakin cold tat time.. My aunt bought me one 2 try

i think it's read bean.. i haf forgotten d.. LOL.. to be frank, i forgot how it tasted 2.. but i know it was nice

After a long window shopping, finally it was time to head back 2 da bus.. And it was when i spotted my tour guide's hp..

Cool isn't it? Malaysia boleh bungkus..

Then we headed somewhere to have our lunch. And that is the fucking last place i saw snow in Japan.. =(

How i wish everyday i can enjoy my meal over looking the river n mountains.. =X

It was roughly where we ate..

STEAMBOAT!! one of my favs...

Guess what we were eating!!

OMFG.. Dream on.. U hafta pay extra for it.. So happen that the table next to us ordered earlier on.. So 'paiseh' hafta ask permission to take pic of it.. That uncle's nose must

Tis is wat we ate.. 4 portions

Next, we headed to Japan version of 'Petaling Street' or worse still 'Chow Kit' i would say

I think it says there 1500 yen for children and 2000 yen for adults.. haha.. jus jk.. Our tour guide said it was lousy compared to the ones in Bangkok.. So, my next trip is Bang Cock wif kennysia.. LOL

No idea what 'activities' were carried out inside.. LOL.. u know, Japanese are alwaiz creative

Excite room.. FUIYOHYOH!! define ur 'excite', pls

What are u thinking guys?

After some sex education, we were exposed to their superb advanced technology.. Impressive but unfortunately no pics were allowed to be taken in the building..

PANASONIC.. their handphones are fucking superb.. I can tell none of da hps sold in Malaysia can match the ones in Japan.. We were told by our tour guide tat Japanese are selfish where all da finest n best things are backlogged for themselves..

Then it was some random malls v went and it was some random cars we found,

Lexus don't know wat.. HAHA, not into cars..

My uncle in his dreams.. =D


-DINNER TIME-

We had buffet

Darn, i am freaking hungry.. Food, here i come.. MUACKKS

More food

Burppp!!!


Most of us were done except for my aunt over there.. LOL

A nite view in Japan

At last, v headed back to our hotel and every1 was so exhausted n sleepy until......

Our tour guide got drunk and held a concert of her own.. it turned up to be pretty gud.. i haf a video of it.. HAHA

In our hotel room,

Small but cozy..

But what attracted me most was tis,

Any idea what tis is? n da results was *thumbs up*

still no idea? wait till i import one of those and u can come try it at my home.. lol..

Instructions to be followed

And more instructions..

Finally get to enjoy washing my asss.. AHHHH!

Japan - Day 1

22 days passed jus like tat n this procrastinator hasn't updated any shit yet.. ask me wat tis procrastinator has done.. NTH, time really flies.. An eye-blink u will be in Hall of Fame receiving ur farking STPM results later.. gud luck to all da form sixers who r waiting for their results..
NIPPON ALL HAIL NIPPON.. if i were to migrate, it has to be Japan or US for some reasons.. =D it all started when my mom forced me 2 follow my aunt 2 japan. . NO, i din ask for it

All ready..

My chauffeur aka cousin was summoned to pick me up from my house to her house.. There, my aunt n uncle were still busy packing their stuff.. oh wait, jus the very last 20 mins, they only started packing their stuff.. as in took out their luggage n started stuffing their clothes into it.. n suprisingly they did not leave nething behind.. A limo was booked n off we went sharp at 8 pm.. n reached KLIA around 9.. it was fucking dizzy when i reached, well, 1 hour in da limo n i was sitting in the opposite direction..

at Mc D.. on the hp wif Koi Yi..

air ticket to Narita, Japan which fucking costed RM 1000 over if i ain't mistaken

We waited, talked, sat, stood, ate, lauged n etc. for 1 hour plus be4 boardin the plane.. Oh yah, i was the only 1 on the hp n u know, i am those anti-social person n being a lil shy, i haf the reputation of being aloof.. or maybe it's becoz of my victorian ego shit.. =X While waiting, my cousin cracked a joke.. it was one of her conversations wif my sis when they went 2 China last year..

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Cousin : Mine is 39 B *holding her air ticket* What's urs?

Sis : Mine is 39 D.. Bigger than urs

Finally, in the plane waiting 2 depart n to my mother fucking suprise, check tis out.. =X

They haf screens for every1.. *fucking 'sakai'*.. i dun remember having any screen back in those days i travelled to US.. or maybe it did haf, jus tat i had forgotten


Well, there even haf flight distance n everything.. tail wind speed lar, temperature lar, ground speed lar.. etc.

Movies, TV-Series, Music, Games.. etc.. u must be fucking joking..

Holy shit.. Transformers, Bourne Ultimatum, The Invasion, The Last Legion, Stardust.. Not only that, Bourne Identity n Supremacy, Ratatouille.. Oh, that's only for movie, we haf House, Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds, Ugly Betty, n bla bla bla...

As for music, we haf these.. only page 1 of 5.. tat's only for the hitz...

-Sean Kingston-

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Bread wif ham.. oh wait, bread wif chicken + control..

Anymore dissatisfaction or complaints to be made on MAS? Not to mention their cabin crews.. to be exact their air stewardesses.. There were Japanese air-stewardesses.. OMFG *breathtaking*.. Well, it wasn't da reason y i din sleep throughout da whole flight.. was watching movies n playing hangman.. 7 hours of flight = 7 hours of movies n games which make my day more perfect than ever.. was feeling a bit dizzy when i reached Japan for sacrifising my sleep for the sake of da few movies..

touched down at Narita Airport, Japan around 8..

Arival Hall or gate.. wateva u call tat.. abit da kiddish 2 me..

Here we were intro to our tour guide who is a Hong Kee but settled down in Japan for 20 years if i am not mistaken.. A mother of two.. a dedicated 1.. Then we were taken to our bus where 40 of us to be fitted in it..well, cheap tour.. can't expect anything.. =X

Pic taken from the bus

Wat on earth is da guy doin there? Well, after a few 'zoom ins', it is found tat....

the guy was actually paying respect.. tombstones next to the river or sea..

Our 1st place of visit, a temple.. never get to find out the name of the temple.. coz da tour guide were mumbling in cantonese wif Hong Kee accent.. Yes, i do speak cantonese in fact tat's my mother tongue.. but i jus suck in it..

An unknown statue in an unknown temple.. pathetic, n blame me for 2 timid 2 ask da tour guide

Their praying method isn't very much different from ours.. a coin to be tossed into the rectangular thingy.. ahh, wateva u call tat.. then 2 claps will be heard - the 1st would represent ur name n da 2nd would be ur wish

No idea what or who the Japs worship

Me and a 'tanglung'

Despite of the lil drizzlin, the Japs still come to worship their gods.. It was freaking cold, n i was shivering but well of coz i din admit that i was when asked..

Cousin : U not cold meh?

Me : No ark.. *macho face**shivering* u cold meh?

Cousin: YAHH.. freakin cold

Me : so cha..

I jus like their vending machines.. I can't imagine if there's 1 in Malaysia.. jus 1.. i think it would be flooded wif under age mat rempits

So many choices

Suprisingly certain drinks r meant to be hot.. well, for winter weather i guess.. Aunt bought 1 for me, was reluctant 2 drink.. 1st drink bought in Japan wor.. i think it's still in my fridge now.. LOL

Then, we were brought to a place near 'Onsen' according 2 Eli, to haf our lunch.. Well, we wasted hours in da bus travellin, altho some places were worth to be eye-openers, our butt jus couldn't stand the heat n ache.. =X

Food was served, n it was so fucking cold outside jus made me more hungry.. n to my fucking dissapointment, no sushi was served... it was mee n some weirdo side dishes

The fried tempura n da fried yam were superb.. others were like culture shock 2 me

After our lunch, we were led to this hotspring thingy called Onsen by our tour guide

From there, u can haf a bird's eye view over unknown place.. LOL.. damn my canto is jus 2 week

It was freaking cold.. i think da coldest of all da places i went in Japan.. so cold tat it started fucking snowing.. my ears were fucking frozen n it's really painful.. *tu ler, act macho lagi* seriously, i will not be such a dumb ass ever again.. =X

It was there where they sold eggs boiled in da fucking hotspring.. da water was boiling n it was fucking snowing.. n guess wat would become of us? *fucking icy boiling human flesh served wif eggs* back to the topic, it is believed that a person will haf an extra longevity of 7 years if an egg is eaten.. da max 1 can eat is 2.. well, i ate 1 - i guess enuf for all da CO inhaled back in KL n last but not least all da ciggy i smoked.. No pic were taken as it was 2 cold for me 2 even snap a shot of de eggs..

Being labelled as the Land of the rising sun, it starts to turn 2 dark when it comes to 4 pm.. a lil earlier than other countries i guess.. =X

We were then driven back to our hotel which is called unknown hotel thanks to its japanese words..

yeah, we slept on da floor.. no bed, but i think it's more comfortable than any 5 star hotel in Malaysia.. oppsie

altho it was a bit small, but it's cozy enuf whatismore we r staying there for only 1 nite...


Oh, sleeping with my aunt n uncle.. feel sowie for them..all their movements were being monitored n watched.. =X being caring, kind n not self-centerd, i decided not 2 sleep in between them n slept on da left one.. my cousin slept wif a friend of hers

After that, we had our dinner at da hotel..

Shabu shabu.. freaking nice especially the meat, u get 2 cook it urself.. a wonderful dinner followed up by a sore throat..a price 2 pay

Pic taken by the tour guide.. A dedicated tour guide but lousy photographer.. All were so eager 2 go our da hot spring thingy but oni for their legs.. There's another 1 where u hafta strip naked in order 2 soak in the hot spring wif others..=X

to be continued-

Japs!!!

JAPAN HERE I COME!!! in less than 10 hours.. the country i alwaiz long 2 visit.. a lil excited but definitely will be missing my baby.. =X

Ueto Aya.. Oh no, wrong person.. =X

baby koi yi.. =)

Key to 'success'!!

Every successful man, lies a woman.. definitely sure bout tat, every1 acknowledges tat.. but how bout a loser or a cretin? Well, every 2 cretins, lies 5 bottles of beer.. LOL

Well, couldn't finish the other 1.. i myself walloped 3..

Despite of the 3 lil tiny bottles, i could still pose consciously

1 bottle n he's down.. =D

Here's the truth.. n Cheok was the 1 takin tis

I was a bit dizzy during tat time n wasn't confident 2 drive home, so i took a short nap.. Oh yah, it was during middle of my STPM trials.. BRAVO!!

Gathering

Any1, victorians?

No doubt it would be freakin fun if da whole batch turns up, but what is a gathering without John Chai? lol.. Sad to say, i hafta pass this 1 as i will be flying 2 Japan on 21st.. FARK!!! Well, i alwaiz long for these kind gatherings n trips..

Speaking bout trips, there's a story to be told

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Somwhere in the mid of Oct, ,

Me : Hey, is there any class trip ar?

Chris : Oh, u din hear bout it? We r goin to Frasier's Hill

Me : U serious? Ohh when is it?

Chris : 8, 9, 10th Dec

Me : Oh, ok thanks

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So, tis idiot went n spread da news bout da class trip.. And during a 'yum cha' session wif Nick Kee,

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Me : Eh, u goin for our class trip ar?

Nicks : HUH? Where? When?

Me : Chris din tell u? 8, 9, 10th Dec.. goin to Frasier's Hill

Nicks : Nope.. Fucker lar they all, din tell me.. ketara wanna jack me

Me : LOL.. *padan muka, better thank me for telling u tis*

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Well, it din really end there.. tis idiot went on n on spreading the news - Jiun Kei, Theen Chuan, Lit Fwu, Pik Yen, and Koi Yi - even asked her 2 tell her SBU gang..

On the 9th Dec, while i was 'yum cha-ing' wif pik yen n lit fwu,

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Lit Fwu : Eh, when's ur class trip d?

Me : Fuck lar.. dun mention

Lit Fwu : Why? Postponed d?

Me : There's no class trip.. If there is, I would be in Frasier's Hill rite now.. I was conned by the fucker, Chris...

Lit Fwu : lol

Pik Yen : LOL

Me : ..... Guess when da fucker actually told me da truth? 4th of Dec.. the fucker conned me for 1 month plus n tat day, my mom even asked me when my class trip was.. I told her no more class trip, i was played..

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I ain't gonna forget bout tis, Chris.. u hear me? LOL.. Anyway, where's our mother fucking class trip huh? So much of Langkawi Island, Club Med, Taman Negara, Lake Kenyir and etc..Not to blame danny as every1 was fucking busy wif the their preps for STPM..

Back to the topic, gatherin? Any1, victorians? it's not jus an ordinary dinner n gathering like tis r not ubiquitous.. I would say it's a must attend gathering.. Ask urself, how many gatherings like tis r there in ur life? I can prolly count them wif my fingers..

All in all, jus attend the mother fucking gathering ler n tell me bout it when i am back from Japan.. LOL

LOSER

HOLIDAYS!!! It seems like there's no more excuses for me not to blog.. but come to think of it, it somehow gives me hundred or maybe million of reasons to contradict..

Tis whole holiday thingy is a lil boring compared to the 1 i had 2 years back.. Reason? well, who would actually haf the mood 2 enjoy after flunking his exam? Having done so badly in STPM, no doubt tat i am afraid that i would once again fail my parents.. Don't u ever think that my parents r rich, they r jus working their asses for the sake of their good-for-nth son.. If it wasn't becoz of me, my father would haf retired years ago n led the life he desired..

Oh yes, i will be fucking heading back to da place where i was from n yes again, i will be fuckin repeating my foundation.. Don't u haf any shame huh? Friends will be fucking doin their 2nd year and i will be pathetically repeating my foundation.. "Oh lil boy, u still doin ur foundation huh? HAHA."

Nottingham University

I was no better than an idiot for once blaming others for flunking my exam.. "OH, i jus broke up n i couldn't study at all." Well, maybe i din directly put all da blames on her but indirectly YES.. Wake up will i? time 2 do so...