PMS

Mood : PMS

Song : Taiyou no uta and Stay wif me by Kaoru Amane

Haven't been myself lately.. mood swings every now and then and maybe tat's the reason why it impedes me from bloggin.. but how emo i am is still nothing compared to David.. =D Hope he's doing fine wif his 'princess'

Neway, it seems like i can consume my food very well under any circumstances, even if the World War 3 is happenin rite in front of me.. lol, i am jus exaggerating.. It was during my dinner where i was alone consuming my dumpling in the dining hall. Looking out was my garden and at the same time i was scooping a small piece of dumpling to my mouth.. AND THEN what a fucking right time it was, my dog was fucking baking her chocolate cake and at that distance, i must say the view was gud enuf to witness the whole fucking process.. from the way she squated to the pieces of poo spurting out of her asshole.. OH GROSS.. nope, not at all, i was still enjoying munching my dumpling - not forgetting the colour of the food consumed was almost similar to the 'cake', and even the shape did look da same.. Well, tis is how pathetic when the mood of a person swings..

Here's a replacement - couldn't get a picture of the cake itself

Neway, just recently, i realised that i actually found a new pastime.. 'Boil drama'.. i repeat 'Boil drama' not 'boil soup' or 'boil water'.. Coz for ur knowledge, the term 'boil soup or water' is equivalent to masturbate according to Professor Chris..

Standing of drama:-
1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)
2nd - Taiyou no uta
3rd - 14 year old mother
4th - Beautiful life
5th - 1 litre of tears special edition
6th - Attention please
7th - Attention please special edition
8th - Hanna Yori Dango
9th - 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Kaoru Amane a.k.a. Erika Sawajiri - from the drama Taiyou no uta ( A song to the Sun)

I wonder y she released an album with another name.. =x

Procrastinator

PROCRAStINATING.. will update my blog soon..

takde idea babe.. =X

Attention Please : IMPORTANT

To all my fans and supporters,

Due to some undesirable virus, my com is now infected and will haf the life expectancy not more than a week according a specialist. I am 18 years old now and currently still studying. Having no income, it would a hard time for me to get it fixed. But thanks to Air-ron airline which would be kind enough to donate US 10 million dollars for every email sent. A tracking system has been put together wif the email to track it. Pls do ensure the mail is circulated..

See how lovely it is.. We haf been spending most of our time together.. And I am not willing to put it to sleep.. NO i definetely won't

P/s : If u haf a heart pls do not delete tis email n get it sent..

Btw, speaking bout the title of tis post, the drama 'attention pls' is pretty nice.. and Ueto Aya is freaking cute. Standing of dramas :-

1st - 1 litre of tears (fucking nice..)

2nd - 14 year old mother

3rd - Beautiful life

4th - Attention please

5th - 1 litre of tears movie version (not worth watching..)

Currently dling A song to the sun and Ruri's Island.. =) Also, waiting for Kioku Konseki to sub 1 litre of tears special edition..

Gravure

Let's jus admit tis, guys.. we are all 'hamsap' creatures.. OKK lar, i did lie saying that i din know how 2 make babies when i was in form 2 earlier in my post..*Chris and Wai Cheong, both of u r assholes for kantoikan me* Well, girls out there, u all jus hafta bear wif us as if we aren't 'hamsap', then we ain't guys.. So in order to check if ur bf is a real 'guy' or not, jus pose nude in front of him.. If his reaction is jus like Chris - YERRRRRRR and *close his eyes* then u know what to do next...


As I was checking on the new drama releases on the net, I came to a website where there was a list of japanese artistes. It was actually a link to a forum where you can actually pen ur own comments on the artist. Not knowing others but only Erika Sawajiri(actress from 1 litre of tears) left me no choice. Also, being a lil curious what would be ppl's comments on her somehow lured me 2 click on the link.. Well, it did n i clicked.. Guess what i found..

HOT HOT HOT

Burning HOT

Flaming HOT.. Gravure Idol

Anyway, more pics on my forehead..

Definitely a new star trek character..

Pic taken outside of a temple, Klang.. NO.. i am not there to pray to the God to help me diminish the swollen part..

Okkk.. i know it's a bit da potong.. after viewing her pics then only mine.. contrast like hell.. =X

Star Trek New Character..

I am recuperating rite now, after a day of exertion.. Anyway, I feel alienated.. very very alienated especially when i was taking lrt from Maluri to Hang Tuah tis morning... tryin my best not to get unnoticed, even walked to and fro in the Maluri LRT station while waiting for the train.. WHY?

It was all becoz of tis fucking tiny yet powerful insect.. THE FUCKING BUMBLE BEE.. I wonder why it chose me.. Well, maybe coz i am sweet.. =) but whyy

My forehead?? WHY?

Can't you choose any better place to land? i dun care if u chose my leg, my hand, my foot, or maybe the three of them.. And to make things worse, it landed right in da middle of my forehead.. very acurate huh?

I got stung by this idiotic bee yesterday while i was playing football in the field.. I din know what actually landed on my forehead but what a normal person would do if something landed on ur forehead out of a sudden? SMACK THAT on the floor, smack that give me somemore, smack that till you get sore, smack that oh-ohh.... - NO i dun wan somemore.. and NO i dun wanna get sore.. LOL..

I wasn't sure if i did kill the bee but i would like it dead rite now.. For the one whole hour after i got stung, i was groaning in pain and grumbling... !@#%$&*%.. Nth much after tat, went out for a movie wif Ewa.. Lanun Carribean.. It was awesome altho i was a bit da blur after missing the 1st and the 2nd one..After the movie, as usual we went for a drink in starbucks and that's when i rummaged her purse.. found NTH........

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woke up.. went to the toilet.. do business.. went to brush teeth.. As i was holding my toothbrush, my jaws dropped.. It was swollen like shit as i was looking at the mirror.. And tat was the time i wondered if i still wanna get my ass to skool for football match.. NO? YES? I went somehow..

It wasn't that shitty this morning altho every1 started giving a stare at me in the LRT.. Despite feeling embarrassed in skool, I proudly bragged the whole situation - A fight wif MBS fellas and got hit on the forehead but all of them ended up in da hospital.. Few hours later, it finally struck n got worse.. The radius of the swollen part was slowly expanding and as expected every1 was laughin like hell.. A gal actually did ask what happened.. Be4 i could answer..

Gal : What happened to ur forehed?

Me : .....

Jiun Kei : He was looking at a pretty gal ler while walking.. then *PONG*

Gal : Then the gal must be really pretty

Me: .....

Right now, all i can do is jus pray that it doesn't turn out to be like tis

OR

tis.. flower horn

maybe i shud haf some design too.. I might be the next star trek new character..

ps : It's addictive too.. as in touching and rubbing my forehead.. i will somehow chuckle everytime i touch my forehead

Gomennasai, Okasan

Mood : Swing
Song : Shirushi by Mr Children

Being a mother is never an easy task, what is more being a 14 year old mother? An age where i was still clinging to my parents' arms, not having any knowledge of making babies. An age where everyone is in skool studying, completing their compulsory education.*AWARE!! SPOILER AHEAD if u haf the intention of watching japanese drama '14 year old mother'* Not for tis 14 year old gal, Miki-chan who actually quitted her skool and also risked her life in order to give birth to a baby girl, Sora-chan.. altho it's not as nice compared to the japanese drama '1 litre of tears', it is a definately a must watch drama.. =D.. LOL tat jus made me an inch closer to be a movie critic

Yes, it maybe true that i ain't one the most obedient son in the world. It is definately TRUE wif all my doings!! I am not even a mile close to being one. Deniable to say, it is my parents' responsibillities to raise me up and for me to lead an honest living without my parents encumber me from reaching my dreams is my own prerogative, but it would be fucking wrong for me to haf the mindsets of repaying my parents' love and what they have given me isnt' a requirement. They would jus hafta to sort out a way to feed themselves. - This is so so so fucking wrong.. It was when i came across reading a blog.. =X

Life would be even more miserable becoming my mom.. I would be puking blood to haf a son like me.. LOL.. seriously.. u wouldn't wanna know what i have done.. =X

My mom -too old 4 that, aren't u?

Mom and Dad - they'll soon get charged for vandalism

All in all, I seriously owe my life to not only my mom but also my dad altho the whole post is more to maternal side.. Maybe i would haf a post bout paternal.. LOL.. Words can't really describe how thankful i am to them eventhough i may seem to be an asshole sometimes.. Last but not least, sorry for all the trouble caused...

*This whole post thingy will surely book me a place in heaven rite?*

On the run

Instead of burning the midnite oil, i went to sleep very early because for me to contemplate studying, it's like asking me to choose my future wife. A toilsome task and it takes ages for me to actually settle down n start flipping through my revision books.. So off i went to my bed after 'Heroes'... it was fucking good.. lovin it.. Neway, OINK OINK..

*****

It was 4 am in the morning when i looked at my hp.. woke up wif a purpose.. STUDY? ahh, give me a break, forget it.. As expected, my dad was right in front of the idiot box with his eyes slightly opened.. AC Milan 1 Liverpool 0 *farkkkk*.. So much of being a liverpool fan, i din even know who was in the starting line-up.. With disappointment, went back to sleep, not wanting to watch the rest of the game. OINK OINK

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6:45 am... Gosh.. had a really well sleep.. And guess what i dreamt about? One of the most stupid dream i came across. The 1st prize goes to my sis - Godzilla menyerang KL.. and this is mine.. It started with my family and i were on our way to my aunt's place for a dinner if i am not mistaken. As we were about to reach, someone's hp rang. It was my mom's..

Mom: Hello
Auntie :........
Mom: What? Police raiding ur house right now looking for John?
Auntie:.......
Mom: He's wanted by the police for extorting sweets from people? What on earth are u talkin bout?
Auntie: .....
Sis: Yeah... alwaiz smokes also
Me: ..... *punches my sis and alights from the car*

*OK.. that doesn't make sense at all..*
1st - instead of my house, y would the police raid my aunt's house? some infernal affairs thingy? And I suppose the police has nth better 2 do..
2nd - y would i wanna extort sweets? well, maybe i was too despo
3rd - i don't know y my sis said tat.. and i am pretty sure she won't in reality
4th - i wouldn't punch my sis even IF she said such a thing..

So now that i was wanted by the police, I had no choice but to escape and hide.. din wanna get busted and ended up behind the bars though i din do a shit.. Ran all the way down as fast as my legs could carry me to the nearby playground which was a stones throw away.. *as if the police couldn't find me only*.. Anyway, sat alone in the playground in the state of shock.. lit a ciggy and took a few puffs until a old lady came out of nowhere, alerting me that the police were coming after me.. assisting me to escape and she even planned an escape route for me.. wtf?

So we ended up in KFC, Jaya Jusco Maluri.. *What a place!! I din't know y we chose KFC and how we ended up there..we walked? we drove? we flew? I don't know and i don't give a damn.. at least her masterplan did work* And guess what the fark did we talk about? COUNTER STRIKE (CS).. WTFFF?? seriously wtf? And suprisingly we got along very well.. wtf again? Then my nightmare inched nearer and nearer to me as i spotted a troupe of police wandering around with this on their hands...

John Chai wanted!!!

This time i couldn't run anymore as there were police everywhere even in front of the main entrance.. They went from table to table asking for me.. For that moment, it really sent chills down my spine.. Finally, my tbl they reached and what i did was i took my drink and covered up my face as if i was drinking.. *stupid enuf to do tat* And one of the police asked the old lady if she saw this guy, pointing at the poster.. "Nope!! said the old lady." Pheww.. thank god.. very relieved.. BUT came this gatal police who actually snatched my drinks away from me.. *GONE and HL d*

All the police started gathering around my tbl as if there's a party goin on wif one of them asking for my IC.. Feeling reluctant, i took my wallet out and gave him an IC.. HE said "Hmm, nama awak Yee Meng Moon ye?" I was like "HUH??" He replied "Takpe, we cakap kat balai!!"

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"John, time to get up!!! You are already late for skool..," shouted my mom.. LOL

*I swear it was stated Yee Meng Moon in that IC and i haf no idea y... and i am despo to meet this old lady* Hope too see her again in my dream later.. LOL

Despo

- LiF3 $uX - says:
ehhh.. wat differentiates a famaous blogger from the otherwise?
naixoais says:
the way they blog
- LiF3 $uX - says:
lolll...
naixoais says:
haha serious
naixoais says:
famous bloggers draw you in...they make their everyday life funny and interesting
naixoais says:
that's how they get so many people to read
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaha... while spastic david makes us emo
- LiF3 $uX - says:
=D
naixoais says:
no haha
naixoais says:
his one makes himself emo
naixoais says:
and makes us laugh at him
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaha...

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naixoais says:

you go promote your blog everywhere la lol
- LiF3 $uX - says:
hahaa.. no need.. still need 2 work on tat..
- LiF3 $uX - says:
da way i blog..
- LiF3 $uX - says:
LOLLL..
naixoais says:
lol
naixoais says:
cock
naixoais says:
your blog consider ok already lol every few post got pics

I am flattered all thanks 2 aaron.. Wheee.. my blog is considered OK altho deep down inside my heart, i know it deserves more than an OK.. lol.. Neway, was curious to know what actually differentiates a famous blogger than the otherwise.. Fate?*according 2 ewa* Topics? Pics? More to pics wif birthday suits?.. If that's wat it takes, then i won't be hesitate to upload naked pics of mine.. *Despo and gross* Well, desperate times call for desperate measures..

When everyone is busy wif their fame n glory shit, comes a critic saying "What differentiates a good blogger than the otherwise is ethics.. Err.. I really don't know wat the hell her problem is but i hate it when i hafta agree to it.. She seriously gets on my nerves sometimes.. period here period there.. everywhere period.. Enuf blood ar?

Since spastic david posted entry bout his father's 3rd son.. So i shall post bout my father's 2nd daugther..

Introducinggggg......

Cherrie

Don't hit me.. I did nth wrong.. jus a few holes digged, and a few pars of slippers munched

=P

Scaredy dog.. during festive season, CNY wif all the bing bing bang bang..

Fav past time

Jus after bath..

Slow and Slower!!

Once upon a time, there was a family of four living in a place named Cheras.. They alwaiz have dinner together in the dining hall.. During one of the dinners,

Me : Not gonna wait for sis?
Mom : She'll be late today.. Eat 1st.. So when is the new form sixers coming in?
Me : Errr.. they came in d.. last Tuesday.. The amount is a lil disappointing.. only 40 of them to make up 5 classes..
Dad : Yeah.. VI's standard has been deteriorating nowadays.. Tat's y noone wans to go to ur skool
Me : ..........
Mom : Yeah.. Hard to earn a living.. No money to go to college and university..
Me : ........... *stoned*
Dad : ............*stunned*
Me : Huh? What talking u? Isn't it the other way round? No money go coll or uni then more will go for form 6.. And what's that to do wif lil ppl coming to my skool?
Mom : ..........

*After a long pause of silence*
Mom : LOL.. Yeah, exactly.. what i said is totally upside down.. *chuckle*

Okkk.. looks like my mom is kind of slow.. I, myself is considered slow but for me to point my fingers at others, they must be real damn slow.. =X
Dad : What i said earlier is true unlike ur mom * Nose up in the air*

Nose up in the air? What? Err.. Helloo.. it's not like u won the class debate... what's there to be proud off?

Dad : That's y.. work too much wif a lawyer..
Mom : My cousin said all lawyers are crooks.. including herself..
Dad : Sooner or later, u will be one of them
Mom : &^(&^^%$@#@)(&
Dad : (^%*&$*^%$@
Me : ..... I am done *stands up and walks away*

LOL.. everything is true except for the part my parents argued.. and really sorry for me to post this up.. =X

Faker!!!

Feeling jobless, went to my folder which is full of junk to view some pics in order to quench my boredom.. As I was goin through the pics in my folder, I found tis really funny.. And on the request of some1..

"Don't take my photo arkk!!!" Too much of the idiot box.. couch potato

"OIII!!!! told u not to take my pics!!"

Feeling FCUKSTRATED, she finally gave up

Here's another one...

Okkk.. scout den vicinity is never clean before until........

Here comes the saviour..

Sweep sweep sweep

Job's done..

Okk.. who would be so damn free to sweep around in a hot afternoon? I jus find it really fake.. Obviously it was the other way round.. First, i collected the rubbish from the litter bin and scattered it around.. Then, went n 'sabor' a broom and a dustpan from the nearby class.. Next is where my actings come in, sweep sweep sweep..

If it isn't for my moral project, i would be fucking sleeping at home, dreaming of Jessica Alba lying next to me on my own bed. How I wish..

Neway, totally agree wif most of the comments.. the best entry i haf read so far..
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/05/two_years.php